Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[billyblue80]

Andy Jacobs on talksh#te chortling at Richarlison saying he wants to win things at the club. Why shouldn't he say that why shouldn't we aim for it?! Or should we all just pack up and let the top six get on with it??! I hope Chelsea struggle again this season and never challenge for the league again and he's laughing on the other side of his patronising face.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

I hope the reveal video is the three wandering round FF and throwing the likes of Bolaise and Vlasic in a skip.

not sure who Bernard could throw in a skip tbh

Mina on the other hand could probably lob around half the team at once

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

Please Everton I don't want to greet darkness my old friend ...

 

[The binman chronicles]

 

[Richie]

Hayley will announce our signings here.

Pwooar.

Any pics der

 

[DRINGO]

Bernard was what I was referring too ! he should be done by now even by our standards !

 

[Flano21]

Have we misplaced this fella or something

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Ha ha even my autocorrect can’t bear to see that cheats name.

Which cheat is that. There are 2 mentioned there!

Not sure about how trustworthy Phil is either

 

[Azza]

Who are we going to blame when all these transfers fall through now that Elstone isn't there?!?

 

[Kure]

I think Benards been mistaken for some kids' action man and has been taken home by a Toddler.

 

[Sinski]

Been a long day in fairness. Funerals take it out of me these days.

Well oknyou get a pass for that.

 

[zzr45]

not sure who Bernard could throw in a skip tbh

Mina on the other hand could probably lob around half the team at once

He’s riding on Minas shoulders and insulting them whilst gesticulating wildly. There’s also a bit where he sets fire to Cuco’s locker.

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

Have we misplaced this fella or something

Not out of the question, he’s quite tiny

 

[PhilM]

Who are we going to blame when all these transfers fall through now that Elstone isn't there?!?

The fact that he isn't there?

 

[Hickson9]

Has anyone else noticed the lack of an Everton shirt on the Sky poster with all the supporters?

I thought that was the case but couldn't get a proper look. Hmmmm