Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[Socrates]

If he plays badly, we can all shout "F*** off N'Diaye"

Has a ring to it.

 

[meagher94]

..I think we were linked early in the window. Williams also rumoured to be interesting Stoke.

Would make sense. Any idea if he’s any good Eggs?

 

[SerenityNigh]

scoliosis in keane and schneiderlin

Multiple scoliosis

 

[neil999]

"Football Insider sources" you say?

Done deal, clearly.

dodgy source, but seems too random to be made up??

 

[SerenityNigh]

We have because of Koeman what I believe to be the worst value for money squad that's ever been assembled in the history of world football.

He spent £250M to make us a midtable Championship team in terms of quality.

He’s no Martinez

 

[ProZ]

I can’t see no problem with a straight swap for Williams

 

[BirkenheadBlue]

dodgy source, but seems too random to be made up??

This your first transfer window mate?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Does anyone actually expect anyone in by Monday because I don’t.

Not sure who it would be - given that it takes us at least a week to go through the seven stages of signing from 'mulling over an offer' to 'reveal'. We are not past stage 2 with anyone unless.... its an under the radar signing by Uncle Marcel

 

[Deulofeumygod]

We can sing: N'DIAYE AAAAYYYYEEEE WILL ALWAYS LOVE/BOO YOU OOOOOHHOOHHHHHOHHH

 

[Eggs]

Would make sense. Any idea if he’s any good Eggs?

..recall us buying a Senegalese midfielder from a relegated side once already. 27 year of age. I’m not too sure to be honest but it’s seems an area of the team Silva is concerned with.

 

[SerenityNigh]

'Disappointing' based on business he hasn't actually done...

Peak bedwetting that.

Check also for a high breathing rate and low carbon dioxide in the blood

 

[T LEAFE]

..recall us buying a Senegalese midfielder from a relegated side once already. 27 year of age. I’m not too sure to be honest but it’s seems an area of the team Silva is concerned with.

He should be concerned about every area bar goalie and hopefully left back and left wing now

 

[neil999]

This your first transfer window mate?

how dare you! i just think if your gonna make up something for clicks my first choice wouldnt be a player from stoke...

 

[Riod]

I'd get Rondon in now the move to Newcastle looks dead.

He'd be a good plan B when we're struggling.

That’s would be the same sort of signing we would have made last season. Thought we were moving on from that.

 

[meagher94]

..recall us buying a Senegalese midfielder from a relegated side once already. 27 year of age. I’m not too sure to be honest but it’s seems an area of the team Silva is concerned with.

I’ve got a mate who supports Stoke so I’ve just wound him up by saying “little swap deal there, Williams for N’Diaye” and his response was “hope not, N’Diaye is class”. Not sure what his judgement of player is like tbf, but he said he’s similar to Gueye in that he’s a battling midfielder but he likes getting forward, more of a CM than a defensive mid.