Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[deipnosophist]

Mate, if you have the same twitter name I think I'd have blocked you too

the last Twitter transmission from Fatty Koeman, he was banging on about a shipment of flip-flops not making it to Holland in time for his daughter's wedding. I supposed it must have been a 'beach-themed' do. I haven't heard any upshot about the misdirected footwear; I'm guessing the guests ended up all wearing clogs.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Well, player control is very different, so you can't have an analogue. I think the deadline day frenzy is close enough, and it's probably too covered already.

Although... @deipnosophist... I like this idea. Have a week long meeting/convention for all UEFA clubs somewhere like Geneva, send a few reporters there (I nominate Papes), and get all your transfers done within a week...

But then you still have medicals and personal terms, you'd need the players too. Not sure you can do anything similar to Yank spots player trading in a condensed time.

 

[ijjysmith]

No worries, sweetheart, Baines will start week 1

Why have you gone weird?

 

[everton1953]

I hear that Rodwell will be offered a way back in.

 

[Connor]

Why have you gone weird?

It's starting to concern me too

 

[deipnosophist]

Michy Batshuayi has been promised a key role at Chelsea for the forthcoming season according to RMC Sport.

So Sarri to break the news.

That's the fella whose name I was trying to recall in a post a couple of days ago. I ended up referring to him as "that Batty bloke" lol

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

I hear that Rodwell will be offered a way back in.

Do we need more people on the gates?

 

[Efcjake]

There are center backs outside of England yeah?

 

[Connor]

There are center backs outside of England yeah?

Centre-backs, yes

 

[SerenityNigh]

Why have you gone weird?

I've always been like this, I just usually don't post much

 

[nsno-chris]

Keane & Gibson v wolves

Make it so Marcel

 

[Efcjake]

Centre-backs, yes

Can we get some of those in please?

 

[Connor]

Can we get some of those in please?

All sold out sorry

 

[Efcjake]

All sold out sorry

Alright Gibson and Rojo it is.

Viva la Relegation!

 

[deipnosophist]

Although... @deipnosophist... I like this idea. Have a week long meeting/convention for all UEFA clubs somewhere like Geneva, send a few reporters there (I nominate Papes), and get all your transfers done within a week...

But then you still have medicals and personal terms, you'd need the players too. Not sure you can do anything similar to Yank spots player trading in a condensed time.

There are aspects to the US system that I like...salary caps, squad numbers etc. It makes for a more even playing field (although Golden State Warriors' domination of the NBL bucks that ambition). I like that Le Bron James bloke though. I see he's just funded a new school in his hometown of Akron. More gazillionaire sports (and business ) folk should be as philanthropic. I run into mega bucks Yanks down here in NZ and they're all investing in South Island 'bolt-holes' in case US society blows-up. I'm thinking: why don't you use some of your vast wealth to try to prevent that happening? I do not have a lot of time for most of these blokes.