Stevie G Laaaaaa

[little curly alan ball]

Got told this earlier, didnt believe it, and now its all over the internet.

Make of this what you will......

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2010/0...ran-had-an-affair-with-a-derby-county-player/

The kid McEvely or some such , is a blue .

I was thinkin' Vaughany , but he settled on Leicester .

It's a Scouser . Have dough on it .

She's not all that , anyway .

L.C.A.B. - Out .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Let's face it, it's a pile of poo, but won't stop is singing songs to him at Anfield.

"Oh Kris Commons, he's neckin ya bird"

So-o-o-oooo , THIS .

L.C.A.B. - Out .

 

[Matt Damon]

Let's face it, it's a pile of poo, but won't stop is singing songs to him at Anfield.

"Oh Kris Commons, he's neckin ya bird"

"OH KRIS COMMON'S, HE'S NECKIN YA BIRD"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Quote of the day on telling mrs b.o.g. the latest news........

"Well so whar if she az ?
an if she az, it's you's lot tharr'av caused it"

Brilliant, Evertonians on internet forum drive Mrs Gerrard into the arms of another man.

 

[Matt Damon]

Quote of the day on telling mrs b.o.g. the latest news........



Brilliant, Evertonians on internet forum drive Mrs Gerrard into the arms of another man.

Reidy, tell ya missus that I don't think it was anyone on here who drove her into the arms of Pancake. It was probably the line of class A she was snorting.


And I don't think it was anyone on here that's caused this either.... unless it was LCAB's verbosity and skill with the written word that caused her to bug - OUT.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Reidy, tell ya missus that I don't think it was anyone on here who drove her into the arms of Pancake. It was probably the line of class A she was snorting.


And I don't think it was anyone on here that's caused this either.... unless it was LCAB's verbosity and skill with the written word that caused her to bug - OUT.

do you think I could coerce her into donning a Reidette t-shirt to be seen on the streets in the inevitable show of unity ?
that would be pic of the week

 

[little curly alan ball]

He's had face ache for a while now, thought it was cos Torres was leaving him. But I like this much, much more.

Not a massive positive rep thing going for footballers at the moment, Terry with team mates missus, Ribery (married with 2 children) and allegadly 5 team mates, one reported to be Benzema sleeping with an under aged French prostitue, Gerrards previous assault allegations and now this rumour.
Cracking role models!

Puts hands over Nephew's ears , ...

Well , actually , ...

L.C.A.B. - Out .

 

[little curly alan ball]

do you think I could coerce her into donning a Reidette t-shirt to be seen on the streets in the inevitable show of unity ?
that would be pic of the week

YES !!!

JUST FUKN ASK !!! Oh , an' Matty , I HAD TO TURN ME PHONE OFF , KID . ( Mouths ; STALKER , ..)

L.C.A.B. - Out .

 

[spikeman]

Puts hands over Nephew's ears , ...

Well , actually , ...

L.C.A.B. - Out .

Let me hear, uncle!!!

 

[little curly alan ball]

He's had face ache for a while now, thought it was cos Torres was leaving him. But I like this much, much more.

Not a massive positive rep thing going for footballers at the moment, Terry with team mates missus, Ribery (married with 2 children) and allegadly 5 team mates, one reported to be Benzema sleeping with an under aged French prostitue, Gerrards previous assault allegations and now this rumour.
Cracking role models!

Ribery is a Muslim Convert , too - His Wife is Algerian - . Insh' Allah , indeed , young Man .

L.C.A.B. - Out .

 

[little curly alan ball]

Let me hear, uncle!!!

Pats head of boy , ..

Not this time , kid .

Unc' - Out .

 

[spikeman]

Pats head of boy , ..

Not this time , kid .

Unc' - Out .

Oh alright.

*sings Billy Madison's Off to school song

 

[little curly alan ball]

Oh alright.

*sings Billy Madison's Off to school song

Closes door behind young'un , glowing - a la Soccer Mom's in U.,S. - .

Re-commences All - Week Rave in basement , ....

Unc' - Out .

 

[turner]

this place gets weirder and weirder

 

[The Holy Trinity]

this place gets weirder and weirder

You said it mate.