State the obvious

[Welton Toffee]

Dark sky at night, it's night.

Dark sky in the morning, you've woken up and it's still night.

 

[Gazdalf]

Red sky at night, neighbours house is on fire

 

[ricardobee]

Americans are fat but friendly

Scottish people "like a drink"

 

[Blue Ray]

Fred Talbot likes havin his back door kicked in.

 

[McBain]

aye ??

Well you didnt call yourself XXXX

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Summer is hot.

Obviously you've never experienced an English summer

 

[stemac1878]

People who live in glass houses are stupid if there throwing stones in the first place..

 

[Gazdalf]

Signs that say "Wet Paint"



We believe it when someone tells us that space is endless, or there are billions and Billions of stars in the sky, but if we see a sign that says "Wet Paint" then we have to touch it.

A bit like big red buttons that say "Do not push"

 

[stemac1878]

You spend a lot of money on easyjet flights to home games if you follow RS !

 

[Bundy]

Water is wet.