State the obvious

[McBain]

If you sit at home all day watching porn and cheesy wotsits, do not go to the doctor about an orange rash on your manhood.

Bundy likes a drop of bundy

 

[Bundy]

Bundy likes a drop of bundy

aye ??

 

[a2b chris]

lifes great when ive got a cold beer and all the kids are asleep

 

[Welton Toffee]

He who holdeth the big stick gets beaten up by them what got bigger sticks in larger quantities.

 

[ToffeeMark]

The Obvious

 

[little old me]

grass is green ( but not greener over the other side of the park!!)

 

[Gazdalf]

Wild bears do actually [Poor language removed] in the woods, except for the ones that don't live in woods.

 

[Dylan]

Tires are the only component on a car that touches the road under normal conditions.

 

[Bundy]

Where do Americans learn to spell?

 

[TX Bill]

Where do Americans learn to spell?

skool

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I'm an Everton fan

 

[Gazdalf]

If it is big, brown and eats rocks, then it is a big brown rock eater.

 

[FC Brugge]

If a tree falls in the forest, but no one is around to hear it fall, it does make a sound.

No matter how good she may look, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh*t.

 

[Gazdalf]

A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend in need is a pain in the ass

 

[FC Brugge]

A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend in need is a pain in the ass

Placebo - Pure Morning:
"A friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better"