Pat's Van
Player Valuation: £70m
Some of the discrimination against the goths in this thread is sickening, I cant help but feel we've played right into their self hating hands
*cuts self
Some of the discrimination against the goths in this thread is sickening, I cant help but feel we've played right into their self hating hands
What if we all wear camouflage jackets then after ten mins we take them off to show our blue tops and sing "here we are, here we are"
*cuts self
Or we all wear blue folding chairs on our torsos, to properly blend in.
don't they all go bare-chested ??
I tried this but then some fat bloke sat on my lap
Some knob wearing a bright red top at Norwich.
Grounds look ace when everyone is in team colors, but Goodison just looks like a grey blob of nothing, sounds like it too.
~Honestly think we have the most boring dead-eyed fans around. Not all obviously.
Some knob wearing a bright red top at Norwich.
Grounds look ace when everyone is in team colors, but Goodison just looks like a grey blob of nothing, sounds like it too.
~Honestly think we have the most boring dead-eyed fans around. Not all obviously.
... or maybe we go to watch a game of football instead of being colour co-ordinated, banner waving tossers?
Just a thought.
Then again, why not eh? Let's all dress up as Smurfs and sing the Jaws theme tune.
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