Ah, dave. There's where you have found the fault in the matter. This is the Premier League.
Some gooners had three penciled in when we came calling as well. Especially after they scored. If I had to bet, I'd put my money on fifth/sixth right now. That said, the football we watch is so immeasurably superior to what we've seen in the worst moments of recent years that I'm not that arsed.
Inches away from 3 - 1 to us. One boneheaded pen away from 1 - 0 to them. It's a funny game. At work, I explain to my "soccer" friends at work when I'm not having much fun grappling with something impossible - "this is like playing at Stoke in the rain." So, there you are.
Enjoy the ride - put the pencil down.