Take all their lockers off them. Make Siggurdsson cry daily. Teach players how to play this novel game called football. Reassign Big Dunc to steward duties.
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So you're now in charge. What would you do for the remaining games?
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ossie_21
Player Valuation: £1.5m
Not pick the best available 11, including leaving better players out for technical reasons.
Match day I’d only sub like for like & don’t sub until we go behind.
Stick with zonal marking as it’s been a refreshing change.
Lastly I’d let the players keep control of the ball as much as possible & pass it around, but not bother about making runs towards goal and/or put crosses into the box to make the defenders think a bit.
Match day I’d only sub like for like & don’t sub until we go behind.
Stick with zonal marking as it’s been a refreshing change.
Lastly I’d let the players keep control of the ball as much as possible & pass it around, but not bother about making runs towards goal and/or put crosses into the box to make the defenders think a bit.
FC sexy xxx
Player Valuation: £40m
Torture would be more preferable imo
blue to the bone
Player Valuation: £70m
Lock them all in a room with @BigBlueNose for a week.
messymascot
Player Valuation: £10m
My team would be.
Pickford
Kenny Keane Mina Digne
McCarthy Gomes
Lookman Bernard Richarlison
Calvert-Lewin
I would consider using Zouma at CB if he was going to be actively pursued as a permanent signing. If not he sits on the bench. Bernard is a number 10 but he would be deeper lying almost a 2nd 8. McCarthy instead of Gueye as he uses the ball better. Gueye, Walcott and Sigurdsson would be on the bench as they would still have opportunities to save their careers but they've had 27 games so its someone else's turn. Coleman is done its now whether Kenny is good enough to be a first or second choice needs games to prove this. DCL up front as Tosun isn't good enough and Richarlison isn't suited to the role yet. There are no youngsters in the u23s anywhere near so lets see what this lad can and cant do in the last 11 games. Lookman and Richarlison I would swap them round from time to time as they would both choose the left but one of them might actually be suited to the right.
Pickford
Kenny Keane Mina Digne
McCarthy Gomes
Lookman Bernard Richarlison
Calvert-Lewin
I would consider using Zouma at CB if he was going to be actively pursued as a permanent signing. If not he sits on the bench. Bernard is a number 10 but he would be deeper lying almost a 2nd 8. McCarthy instead of Gueye as he uses the ball better. Gueye, Walcott and Sigurdsson would be on the bench as they would still have opportunities to save their careers but they've had 27 games so its someone else's turn. Coleman is done its now whether Kenny is good enough to be a first or second choice needs games to prove this. DCL up front as Tosun isn't good enough and Richarlison isn't suited to the role yet. There are no youngsters in the u23s anywhere near so lets see what this lad can and cant do in the last 11 games. Lookman and Richarlison I would swap them round from time to time as they would both choose the left but one of them might actually be suited to the right.
why would doing math equations help this lot??
Play 433 with a 6 (gana) and two 8's (Tom and gomes) and a tight front 3 of Bernard richarlison and lookman. Play jjk the rest of the season, throw zouma in the bin and play mina and switch back to man marking with a deeper line on set pieces so pickford can come off his line for them.
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Being in charge would be sound, it would mean I could get closer to them to boo.
Call in the administrators and make sure the club is wound up and not just renamed Everton new company. It's the only humane thing to do.
I’d smash DCL’s missus and then tell him, hopefully forcing him to cancel his contract and leaving the club
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Cancel the umbro contract
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Stick all of them bar Digne on the transfer list, tell them to leave the club and never return, play the U18s plus Digne for the rest of the season.
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