Berniethebolt
Player Valuation: £500k
Going to see Mark Lewisohn talk about Abbey Road in Manchester. Booked tickets in May before the fixtures came out. Normally I’d be pissed off at the prospect of missing a game but this time, strangely, I’m not
What, for the whole 90 minutes? (plus 13 minutes injury time obvs). Good luck
Any pics?He must be Sting and that ole tantric sex nonsense, give me that wham bam thank you mam... All the other stuffs for when you first start going out and special occasions, to tired and after 20 + years with the same lady just can't be bothered unless that sexy polish bird in work or Gillian Anderson pops in my head
Good evening mikey time for bed.Probably play 'puter games

I’m imagining you think Football was created in 1992.Can’t of been that famous I’ve never heard of him
23 days too early to be stuffing the bird MattyBangin my bird.
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