Hibbert&Ernie
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Bart to pimply faced teen "way to guard the carpark top gun"
Pimply faced teen reply "I got four medals for this"
Pimply faced teen reply "I got four medals for this"
Simpsons best quotes?
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toffeestillidie
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Marge talking to homer: I'm sorry, kids can be so cruel
Bart Overhears: They can?! Thanks mom!
Lisa: Ow!
Marge: The kids are trapped, how are they gonna get home?
Homer: I donno, the internet?
Homer:Stupid Sexy Flanders!
Prison Warden: You can't have a unicorn in space!
Homer: Why not?
Warden: Well what's it breathing?
Homer: Air
Warden: Ain't no air in space
Homer: there's an air and space museum
Otto: They call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh wait, there they go.
Homer: Our kids keep getting smarter! Maybe if we have another one he can build a time machine so we can go back in time and never have kids!
Bart Overhears: They can?! Thanks mom!
Lisa: Ow!
Marge: The kids are trapped, how are they gonna get home?
Homer: I donno, the internet?
Homer:Stupid Sexy Flanders!
Prison Warden: You can't have a unicorn in space!
Homer: Why not?
Warden: Well what's it breathing?
Homer: Air
Warden: Ain't no air in space
Homer: there's an air and space museum
Otto: They call them fingers, but i never see them fing. oh wait, there they go.
Homer: Our kids keep getting smarter! Maybe if we have another one he can build a time machine so we can go back in time and never have kids!
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toffeestillidie
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all of homer's songs are great too
"Time to change the oil ch-ch-changes"
"I'm shavin my shoulders, oh i'm gettin it all shaved off"
"Max Power, its the name you'd love to touch. but you musn't touch. his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you musn't fear, cos his name can be said by anyoneee"
"Time to change the oil ch-ch-changes"
"I'm shavin my shoulders, oh i'm gettin it all shaved off"
"Max Power, its the name you'd love to touch. but you musn't touch. his name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you musn't fear, cos his name can be said by anyoneee"
Dublintoff
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Homer talking to marge in the cellar: "marge, this could take all night, so go upstairs, make a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers"
TX Bill
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One of the best lines from one of the best episodes:
Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up!
Goulet: _Vera_ said that? Hmph.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F08.html
Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up!
Goulet: _Vera_ said that? Hmph.
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F08.html
I love the one when Homer realises that the Planet of the Apes is Earth.
zed
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i cant remember this one..... genius...... what episode was it in?
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