Simpsons best quotes?

[njligernj]

[video=youtube;ogaJ0CygjnI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogaJ0CygjnI[/video]

 

[micknick]

'Purples a fruit...'

'Im going to eat mayonaise'

 

[TX Bill]

Burns: "Are they booing?"

Smithers: "No, they're saying Boo-urns."

 

[Frank Drebin]

Burns: "Are they booing?"

Smithers: "No, they're saying Boo-urns."

Moleman: "I was saying boo-urns"

Class

 

[The Yaks evil twin]

Homer: So there are 2 people, lets call them Mr X and Mrs Y. Mr X would say "Marge, if this doesnt get your motor running then my name isnt Homer J Simpson"

 

[It's_Just_Not_Cricket]

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor!

 

[Cena]

Groundskeeper Willie: Brothers & sisters are natural born enemies......

Like Englishmen & Scots

...and Welshmen & Scots

...and Japanese & Scots

...and Scots & Other Scots

Damn Scots, they ruin Scotland!

 

[zed]

[video=youtube;xIpLd0WQKCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY&feature=related[/video]

 

[chicoazul]

Groundskeeper Willie: Brothers & sisters are natural born enemies......

Like Englishmen & Scots

...and Welshmen & Scots

...and Japanese & Scots

...and Scots & Other Scots

Damn Scots, they ruin Scotland!

Watched that the other night, was laughing.

 

[Cena]

Ralph Wiggum

"Hello Principal Skinner, Hello SuperNintendo Chalmers"

Genius

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Ay Caramba !! as in when Bart found Aunt Zelma's bra, It instantly comes into my mind when I see a pair of jugs that get my seal of approval.

and of course Nelsons' "Ha Ha" whenever one of the kids messes up.

 

[zed]

and of course Nelsons' "Ha Ha" whenever one of the kids messes up.

i`ve got the Nelson thing as my message tone, i lost Homer saying `doh!` when my phone went down ffs why did it lose that and nothing else?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i`ve got the Nelson thing as my message tone, i lost Homer saying `doh!` when my phone went down ffs why did it lose that and nothing else?

to make you say "Doh"

*does a nelson

 

[Tubey]

Homer: Marge, where's that... metal... dealy... you use to... dig... food?
Marge: You mean a spoon?
Homer: Yeah yeah yeah!



On Sky 1 now, a classic episode.

 

[Fensta]