Simpsons best quotes?
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Frank Drebin
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Anything by mayor quimby he is my favourite character by far, closely followed by that sarcastic guy that appears every so often, 'Hey fatty i gotta movie for ya, a fridge too far!'
Hibbert&Ernie
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"He called me chief piggum"
"The Simpsons: Sideshow Bob Roberts (#6.5)" (1994)
Birchibald T. Barlow: You know, there are three things we are never going to get rid of here in Springfield. One; the bats in the public library. Two; Mrs. McFierly's compost heap. And three; our six-term mayor. The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby.
Mayor Quimby: [listening to the radio, while watering his marijuana plants] Hey! I am no longer illiterate.
[video=youtube;jF_yLodI1CQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_yLodI1CQ[/video]
Any part of the "The Last Exit to Springfield" episode....
"Dental Plan", "Lisa needs braces"
Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God. He *is* coming onto me.
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Burns: [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.
The entire show is ace. A cartoon that's been on prime time TV for 20 years. Give it up.
Birchibald T. Barlow: You know, there are three things we are never going to get rid of here in Springfield. One; the bats in the public library. Two; Mrs. McFierly's compost heap. And three; our six-term mayor. The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby.
Mayor Quimby: [listening to the radio, while watering his marijuana plants] Hey! I am no longer illiterate.
[video=youtube;jF_yLodI1CQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF_yLodI1CQ[/video]
Any part of the "The Last Exit to Springfield" episode....
"Dental Plan", "Lisa needs braces"
Mr. Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Mr. Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God. He *is* coming onto me.
Mr. Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Burns: [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Homer: Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.
The entire show is ace. A cartoon that's been on prime time TV for 20 years. Give it up.
Hibbert&Ernie
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"Read your town charter, boy. ?If food stuff should touch the ground, said food stuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.? Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
Summerskin
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[video=youtube;8ejiOMFNB0w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ejiOMFNB0w[/video]
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