Silly Season January 2014

[Jacko93]

Is Pienaar away to Anzhi?!

Its Heitinga with a wig.

 

[MartSlinger]

Haha! Someone was taking the micky with the Pienaar stuff! Amazing how easy it is to fool people on Deadline Day.

 

[ijjysmith]

The evil of Twitter

Ignore. Some fool created a fake tweet on twitter.

Ah ok. I'm a bull sometimes. A gullibull.

 

[davek]

Greg O'Keeffe ‏@GregOK

"just want to clarify...Everton defo have money...sorry about the slip up before...is that ok Mr Myers"

 

[Yeldah]

Greg O'Keeffe ‏@GregOK

"just want to clarify...Everton defo have money...sorry about the slip up before...is that ok Mr Myers"

Greg sounds p*ssed...anybody else pick up that tone?

 

[davids]

All around the country it's Transfer Deadline Day at Goodison Park it's Friday

 

[SystemD]

Dictionary definition of boring = Davek

 

[davek]

Dictionary definition of boring = Davek

Channeling your anger toward me isn't getting players in is it?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Oh yay a goalkeeper.

Greg O'Keeffe ‏@GregOK 3h
Highly rated Czech keeper Jindrich Stanek,17, is at Finch Farm finishing his medical ahead of move which could eventually cost over £1m #EFC
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[davek]

Oh yay a goalkeeper.

Kevin Sheedy must be made up...and whoever the Everton manager in 2020 is if the lad makes the grade.

 

[hudd101]

Stanek in, confirmed by Al Myers

 

[KevMirallas]

Relax lids, the 17 year old keeper is confirmed.

Who are we hoping for in the CL group stage?

 

[SystemD]

Not angry, just bored of reading the same thing over and over again. You don't like the board, the monies disappeared and were not going to sign anyone. We get it mate and you may well be right, but it's nice to dream and it doesn't affect you in any way.

 

[Netromelo]

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2014/01/31/stanek-czechs-in

Stanek Czechs In

Everton manager Roberto Martinez has boosted his goalkeeping options after completing the signing of promising young Czech Republic goalkeeper Jindrich Stanek from Sparta Prague.

The 17-year-old, who stands at 6ft 4in tall, joins the Blues for an undisclosed fee and has put pen-to-paper on a two-and-a-half-year deal which will keep him on Merseyside until the end of the 2015/16 season.

An Under-19 international, Stanek is yet to make a senior appearance at club level, though he was an unused substitute earlier this season for games against Slovan Liberac, FK Teplice and Sigma Olomouc in the Czech top-flight.

The acquisition of Stanek further strengthens the Club’s goalkeeping department, which is currently stocked with senior professionals Tim Howard and Joel Robles, along with youngsters Mateusz Taudul, Mason Springthorpe and Russell Griffiths.

 

[emb]

Relax lads, the fume will subside when he chips a penalty against Barcelona in the pre-season.

Edit: Though "Everton manager Roberto Martinez has boosted his goalkeeping options" is a bit of a mick-take. He has plenty of unproven teenage keepers to choose from already.