Should I go or not

[Jermaine]

Hi Mr Jermaine, my g.f just text, said she will be home soon, have you nearly finished with her?

Will she be any use to me tonight?

No woman is of any use when Jermaine has finished with them. Her arse should be ok though.

 

[Hayee]

shagged her yet lid? if not, you're not doing it right and you'll need to pm me for premium rate advice, you're welcome!

 

[Kurt.]

shagged her yet lid? if not, you're not doing it right and you'll need to pm me for premium rate advice, you're welcome!

Right nuffs enuff.... Hayee i'm calling your bluff.... I reckon you is a 31 stone heffer who lives on Tesco Onion rings and copius amounts of Diet Coke ( cos the red tin is fattening )........ you need to post pics on here ( or pm will do ) to disprove my claim.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

If all else fails just go bar red at the end and find me a cum bucket

Hahaha Bar Red is a horrible place, don't know why I have ended up there so many times.

My little bro is a dj there, this all makes sense now. It's a hole!

 

[BigBlueConk]

Right nuffs enuff.... Hayee i'm calling your bluff.... I reckon you is a 31 stone heffer who lives on Tesco Onion rings and copius amounts of Diet Coke ( cos the red tin is fattening )........ you need to post pics on here ( or pm will do ) to disprove my claim.

She's going to sit on you Kurt. You'll be tapping out!

 

[Kurt.]

She's going to sit on you Kurt. You'll be tapping out!

as long as make 2 and a half I can take that.

 

[JamesEFC]

Part one=done, shes cleanin her teeth

 

[Elong]

Like a boss!

 

[noharmdone]

Oh, this is a turn up !
Get in there lad.

 

[Azzurri]

Wait there does this mean you've boned her?

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Part one=done, shes cleanin her teeth

Part two=rear entry?

 

[Julian Carax]

Hello mate.

Hope you met her out and did the ususal charade of going to different bars and paying over ther the odds to get your fingers smelly (not even arsed).

I assume you back home, alone. You've got the Internet working without any hiccups, you mist be texting this poor woman right now.

If she's your not under your right arm right now, I think I love you.

 

[Julian Carax]

Hello mate.

Hope you met her out and did the ususal charade of going to different bars and paying over ther the odds to get your fingers smelly (not even arsed).

I assume you back home, alone. You've got the Internet working without any hiccups, you mist be texting this poor woman right now.

If she's your not under your right arm right now, I think I love you.

I've just read this back, it makes little sense.

Finger her for fuqus sake.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Part one=done, shes cleanin her teeth

LIKE A LAD

 

[scratchnsurf]

Part one=done, shes cleanin her teeth

Well? You've sought our advice, mostly ignored it and then, having gained an audience, left us hanging. We need the rest of the story.