Should I go or not

[Bigmaclad]

This is a victory

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Right nuffs enuff.... Hayee i'm calling your bluff.... I reckon you is a 31 stone heffer who lives on Tesco Onion rings and copius amounts of Diet Coke ( cos the red tin is fattening )........ you need to post pics on here ( or pm will do ) to disprove my claim.

hahahaha

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Tell her that a taxi will pick her up to bring her to yours, stopping off at the chippy on the way to pick up your supper order.

Interesting though as a lad wont think twice about taking a bird out (expecting) with all the lads, but when its tother way round ? You'll find out which ones of her mates are filth if you go, maybe even get a crafty one while she's in the lav.

 

[JamesEFC]

Well lads, that went much better than expected! Walking the train station now, getting a few weird looks but its a wonderful morning

Only problem was is couldnt find a toilet brush so had to leave a few beer sh*t stains, ah well

 

[Bacon On]

Having a **** in her bog is just taking the piss mate, well done.

 

[steken1]

Well lads, that went much better than expected! Walking the train station now, getting a few weird looks but its a wonderful morning

Only problem was is couldnt find a toilet brush so had to leave a few beer sh*t stains, ah well

HAHA, is right lid!

Hold on to this fleeting feeling of satisfaction as a lifetime of subjugation awaits.

 

[bluejock]

You're her bitch now and no mistake.

 

[steken1]

You're her bitch now and no mistake.

I hope he spat on it.

 

[bluejock]

I hope he spat on it.

Not a prayer. He took the sympathy shag she offered and cried himself to sleep afterwards when she turned her back, farted audibly and went off to sleep.

He ain't no alpha dog bra'

 

[JamesEFC]

You're her bitch now and no mistake.

You what lad

 

[steken1]

Not a prayer. He took the sympathy shag she offered and cried himself to sleep afterwards when she turned her back, farted audibly and went off to sleep.

He ain't no alpha dog bra'

Head stuffed under the quilt to 'taste' it too!

 

[steken1]

You what lad

She owns you now lid! She whistled and you went running like a lovesick sausage dog off it's lead!

 

[sportbillyblue]

this thread is an insightful read ... was it snowing last night ?

 

[JamesEFC]

She owns you now lid! She whistled and you went running like a lovesick sausage dog off it's lead!

Hahaha

Na she already knows i'm not looking for anything at the moment

 

[steken1]

Hahaha

Na she already knows i'm not looking for anything at the moment

You think she cares! She's got her fat sister round there now, getting the colour coded wedding folder out that they made when they were 9.

Your in deep lid! [Poor language removed] hypnosis is a dangerous thing! You'll be texting her later. Mark my words!