Should I go or not

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Well in James, took a **** at her place in the morning too, I like it.

Don't call her though mate, her turn to chase.

The others are just jealous like, you got laid and they're still fapping over Toffeejack's mum's photo on here.
 

It's been so long since I've been in the market that any advice I give you could be well and truly wrong and you'd be better off doing the opposite.

Good luck.
 
bluejock said:
From now on, she'll only have to click her fingers and she'll be expecting you to drop everything and tend to her every need and whim. You've made this bed now, you'll have to lie in it. Don't expect to ever have another night out with your mates, you're her official purse carrier now.

There is one way back but it's quite extreme. You're a cool cat though Jimmy, I have every faith in you to pull it off.

Next time you're round hers, lying in bed waiting for her to finish texting her mates before she finally pays you any attention, snatch the phone from her hand and launch it at the wall. This is good as she'll be too stunned and startled to get angry straight away. Her reactions are now too slow to defend herself. This is exactly where you want her Jamesy lid, she's the gazelle and you're the cheetah.

In one swift motion, swing across and straddle her chest. Pin those arms down with your knees. She's defenceless now mate and you're firmly in charge. Whack your boaby out and start fapping away. She'll have real fury in her eyes now and she'l be calling you all the c*nts under the sun, but there's fear mixed in there too. She's used to being in control and she doesn't like what's happening, not one little bit. Use this Jim, use that look of terror, it's one hell of an aphrodisiac. Pick up the pace and let out an animalistic banshee roar as you cover her disbelieving face in jizz.

You're now back in charge of the relationship and she f*cking well knows it. Head for the kitchen and fix yourself a sandwich. You've earned it lad.
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More to the point, you've lain in this bed, now you'll have to make it.
 
JamesEFC said:
This girl i've been on a couple of dates with, going really well, has asked me to meet her in town with her mates later. Trouble is none of my mates are up for it meaning getting a taxi there on my own, buying loads of drinks for both of us, and potentially walking round for hours alone trying to get a taxi back home and spending another £20.

Even though i'll be alone she still really wants me to go, sending me proper flirty texts and seems really up for it tonight! But I am a bit skint so it could be an expensive mistake! but then again could be decent (y)

Go or not?!
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I would well go
 

bluejock said:
From now on, she'll only have to click her fingers and she'll be expecting you to drop everything and tend to her every need and whim. You've made this bed now, you'll have to lie in it. Don't expect to ever have another night out with your mates, you're her official purse carrier now.

There is one way back but it's quite extreme. You're a cool cat though Jimmy, I have every faith in you to pull it off.

Next time you're round hers, lying in bed waiting for her to finish texting her mates before she finally pays you any attention, snatch the phone from her hand and launch it at the wall. This is good as she'll be too stunned and startled to get angry straight away. Her reactions are now too slow to defend herself. This is exactly where you want her Jamesy lid, she's the gazelle and you're the cheetah.

In one swift motion, swing across and straddle her chest. Pin those arms down with your knees. She's defenceless now mate and you're firmly in charge. Whack your boaby out and start fapping away. She'll have real fury in her eyes now and she'l be calling you all the c*nts under the sun, but there's fear mixed in there too. She's used to being in control and she doesn't like what's happening, not one little bit. Use this Jim, use that look of terror, it's one hell of an aphrodisiac. Pick up the pace and let out an animalistic banshee roar as you cover her disbelieving face in jizz.

You're now back in charge of the relationship and she f*cking well knows it. Head for the kitchen and fix yourself a sandwich. You've earned it lad.
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This is probably the greatest piece of advice i have ever read, and i include coleen Nolan
 

bluejock said:
From now on, she'll only have to click her fingers and she'll be expecting you to drop everything and tend to her every need and whim. You've made this bed now, you'll have to lie in it. Don't expect to ever have another night out with your mates, you're her official purse carrier now.

There is one way back but it's quite extreme. You're a cool cat though Jimmy, I have every faith in you to pull it off.

Next time you're round hers, lying in bed waiting for her to finish texting her mates before she finally pays you any attention, snatch the phone from her hand and launch it at the wall. This is good as she'll be too stunned and startled to get angry straight away. Her reactions are now too slow to defend herself. This is exactly where you want her Jamesy lid, she's the gazelle and you're the cheetah.

In one swift motion, swing across and straddle her chest. Pin those arms down with your knees. She's defenceless now mate and you're firmly in charge. Whack your boaby out and start fapping away. She'll have real fury in her eyes now and she'l be calling you all the c*nts under the sun, but there's fear mixed in there too. She's used to being in control and she doesn't like what's happening, not one little bit. Use this Jim, use that look of terror, it's one hell of an aphrodisiac. Pick up the pace and let out an animalistic banshee roar as you cover her disbelieving face in jizz.

You're now back in charge of the relationship and she f*cking well knows it. Head for the kitchen and fix yourself a sandwich. You've earned it lad.
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I'm sure I read that same scenario in a Barbara Cartland novel once.
 

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