Should I go or not

[steken1]

You'll get nervous, end up playing catch up cos bevvied birds do your head in unless your bevvied too, and fail to launch.

You'll end up some fella she used to know who had a poster of pele on his bedroom wall if you go mate. I'm honestly trying to help.

 

[chicoazul]

Lad. I'll drive you, has she fit low self esteem desperate mates?

Hahaha.

Pick me up on the way Bry.

 

[Bluenose1995]

I'm going lads, as chico says it will only be someone else otherwise.

Second date we went out for a few drinks and went back to hers but had a bit of trouble... Will be taking a bit easier tonight like

haha thats the spirit

 

[Kurt.]

If you do go as soon as you get there start whispering in her ear..telling her what you want to do to her.... she will giggle a bit at first but persist in doing this....if she starts to get a bit frisky you know you're gonna get some later...if she starts to sem a bit annoyed then start cracking onto her mates...if none of them are interested then get a joey back to yours on your own...at least you'll save the money on spending on drinks all night...... use your loaf lad..down there's for fred astaire ffs

 

[icburns]

Lad. I'll drive you, has she fit low self esteem desperate mates?

True GOT camaraderie.

 

[Bluenose1995]

have forgotten these "terrible" dilemmas with having settled down and a mortgage, lucky [Poor language removed].

 

[Bungle]

No need to buy her loads of drinks mate, just the one will do with a suitable additional substance in, she'll be off her tits and gagging for it, you'll also get away with taking £20 out of her purse to pay for the taxi.

 

[chicoazul]

No need to buy her loads of drinks mate, just the one will do with a suitable additional substance in, she'll be off her tits and gagging for it, you'll also get away with taking £20 out of her purse to pay for the taxi.

Crying here.

 

[steken1]

Go for trap 2 to redeem yourself after a last weeks no show lid!!! Needs to know you're a real man.

 

[Bluenose1995]

No need to buy her loads of drinks mate, just the one will do with a suitable additional substance in, she'll be off her tits and gagging for it, you'll also get away with taking £20 out of her purse to pay for the taxi.

couldnt be doing with women pissed up used to be a turn off for me either sober or tipsy is the way to go.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Everything a man needs to know about women and relationships in one handy thread sized guide.

 

[Bungle]

couldnt be doing with women pissed up used to be a turn off for me either sober or tipsy is the way to go.

Not pissed mate, drowsy.

 

[icburns]

couldnt be doing with women pissed up used to be a turn off for me either sober or tipsy is the way to go.

Yeah, if your level of pissdom is greater than or equal to the other party etc.

 

[steken1]

couldnt be doing with women pissed up used to be a turn off for me either sober or tipsy is the way to go.

They don't let you bum them when they're sober mate. Unless they're a right goer. But they're like rocking horse turd.

 

[Bluenose1995]

They don't let you bum them when they're sober mate. Unless they're a right goer. But they're like rocking horse turd.

haha true mate, tbh when I was single I tended to pull more when they were not tanked up, the beer goggles must make every other guy in the room on par to my good looks and charm haha.