2022/23 Sean Dyche

[Mrk]

I actually feel he would play with 4 CB’s like Carlo did (given our options)

Pickford
Holgate - Keane - Tarks - Godfrey
Gray - Onana - Gana - McNeil
Dom - Maupay
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It all needs improvement, but who can we get in January? Not sure we will get anyone

I agree that something like that is plausible - at least initially to tighten us up.

But my god, that team is utterly dreadful. How the hell have we spent £500m to amass that bunch of nonentities.

 

[Moomin]

Press Embargo for 10.30pm tonight I've been told.

 

[helpimonfire]

He can't be any worse than Frank

 

[Simon Buttle]

He can't be any worse than Frank

He ain't far off it tbh, I think Frank has a win rate of 28% and Dyche 35% even Ralph is higher than Dyche at 39%

 

[john jako]

Townsend for Gray. We need to replace Gana

Townsend will be an ever present for dyche if fit.

 

[d0rk]

Sean Dyche gargles carpet tacks every night before retiring to bed and listening to the soothing sound of roadworks on his walkman

 

[Zeitgeist]

Club is linked with bielsa: Get him in, we’re going down anyway and he’s virtually guaranteed to go undefeated in the championship

Club is linked with dyche (promoted in 2 of the 3 seasons he’s managed in the championship): This is a disaster, we’ll end up in the conference

Séan Dyccio

 

[blue to the bone]

Sean dyche once farted so loudly it registered 5.4 on the Richter scale

 

[willjo]

Ok I gave it a watch and frankly in both attack and defense the summary was that the second striker moves deep and the defense shuffles from side to side..... genius!

Our players might have a chance of understanding what's being asked if them if it's kept simple!!

 

[dutchblue54]

What are Ashley Barnes and Jay Rodriguez up to these days. In case Dyche reunites with some Burnley old boys

 

[barneygumble]

Just to finish us off once and for all, another Kopite

Another weird argument this.

Half the country are Kopites, they’re one of the biggest clubs in the world. The biggest club in England, you’re going to get Kopites.

We’ve employed Kopites before, we’ll do it again.

As long as he’s not rocking up in a Liverpool shirt peeling out YNWA when we’re 5-0 down to Luton next season, I don’t really care, to be honest.

 

[Villa_Fan]

He ain't far off it tbh, I think Frank has a win rate of 28% and Dyche 35% even Ralph is higher than Dyche at 39%

35% v 28% is a 25% increase in wins. That is the difference between relegation and PL safety

 

[Kev The Rat]

35% v 28% is a 25% increase in wins. That is the difference between relegation and PL safety

Don’t forget Dyche has had multiple seasons in the championship

I shudder to think what his EPL win rate is

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

Can’t bear it!!!!

 

[johntmorgan67]

Sean dyche once farted so loudly it registered 5.4 on the Richter scale

Did you mean the rectum scale?