I know it is truly bizarre isn't it.Et'oo signing for Everton.
What.
Lukaku and Eto'o. I'd have laughed you clean out of Dodge for suggesting that in May.Et'oo signing for Everton.
What.
Is Torres available?
Gazza Mk3.Ginola Mk2
Our Blessed WalterGazza Mk3.
If this comes off I will be seriously worrying about our relationship with Chelski.
First Lukaku, then Atsu now Eto.
Is Torres available?
Go easy on Lukaku. He was eating kebabs on a beach up until a fortnight ago.Obviously this one could go either way - brilliant or atrocious!
Lukaku needs someone else as he must be smoking 30 b&h a day the way he tires in a game. If someone had of said 12 months ago Eto'o would be our BACKUP striker - he would have been f*****d right off and be dry humping an orderly in the asylum right now!
As long as we aren't breaking the bank for him, I think hes still a big name, still got goals in him, and roberto is a sexy [Poor language removed] so f*****g have that you negative ner'do'wells
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