Rumour From Sunderland

[banno]

double post

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Leave Carl alone you horrors.

 

[Carl Stewart]

I'v just had a text off a mate asking if I wanted to go and drink loads of alcoholic beverages for the evening.

There's a strong rumor going about that I am going to.

How can we verify this mate? Prepare to be shot down!

 

[Del]

No need pal. He would probably smash you up if you said that to his face but obviously you are hiding behind your keyboard giving it the big un. Coward

David Moyes?

 

[Azzurri]

Nope.

 

[banno]

Wind your neck in you festering utter little twerp.

No need pal. He would probably smash you up if you said that to his face but obviously you are hiding behind your keyboard giving it the big un. Coward

 

[Goat]

No need pal. He would probably smash you up if you said that to his face but obviously you are hiding behind your keyboard giving it the big un. Coward

LOL

Sweet lord, you have no idea.

 

[bluejock]

JUST STOP IT CARL OK MATE?

 

[bluebottle]

No need pal. He would probably smash you up if you said that to his face but obviously you are hiding behind your keyboard giving it the big un. Coward

I can verify that getting into a fight with goat is like trying to defeat a bouncy castle. You'd die of exhaustion mr big.

 

[banno]

LOL

Sweet lord, you have no idea.

Yes mate I do.

 

[Goat]

Yes mate I do.

NO MATE YOU DONT

 

[chrissyjack]

Is this what happens when Everton lose .

 

[Carl Stewart]

Sorry guys if I offended anyone with this thread!

I (like all of us) am hurting bad after that performace - so let's just take a deep breath and restore normality!

 

[Carlito]

I didn't want to bring this up earlier as I thought it'd cause alarm, but Carl has lifted the lid now anyway, so I may as well share my story.

I run a small online book shop and while going through last week's orders I noticed someone had bought an English-German dictionary, a copy of Mein Kampf and three copies of Grinding Out Draws in the Bundesliga for Dummies. Shipping address: Money Moyes, Goodison Park, Prem.

He's off, lads.

 

[banno]

I can verify that getting into a fight with goat is like trying to defeat a bouncy castle. You'd die of exhaustion mr big.

even easier.