Royston Drenthe

[robolundgren]

I hope to god Johnny breaks Suarez leg with a two footer and there's no foul.

I'm actually okay with a foul in this scenario.

 

[Phenom]

Dirk kunts scissor tackle and Gerrard whispering to the ref does the job for me.

 

[chrissyjack]

I like when Drenthe gets the ball. You never know what he's gonna do. It ranges from Messi to Adam . He's ace, though

 

[harryjam]

This will get you all fired up:

I NEARLY BROKE MY FACE WATCHING THAT AGAIN FUMING HERE

 

[just_COYB]

Got me well riled

Kid: Hey Dad, that buck-toothed rabbit is hurt!

Dad: No he's not, he was castrated, and after they're castrated, they fall helplessly like women to the ground, flailing their quivering arms and falling in a heap after only a touch to the shoe. It's pretty common actually.

 

[thomo1878]

Signed for Reading apparently. Always rated the lad. Potentially could've been a great player for us...a bit selfish though and thought he was Messi...

 

[Jozzy]

He'd dominate for Readimg, for their sake I hope it's true going off the way he talks in interviews I thik he's finally comes to terms of what been a footballer is about and has matured.

 

[FTY]

Signed for Reading apparently. Always rated the lad. Potentially could've been a great player for us...a bit selfish though and thought he was Messi...

Where did you hear this?

 

[Housequake]

Too good for the Championship, quality signing for them if true.

 

[thomo1878]

Where did you hear this?

Just all over Twitter. Not definite like as after all...it is twitter. Saw Oddschanger tweet it and others. 3 year deal apparently?

 

[Walken]

He is exactly what I would have been like if I'd been anywhere near good enough to make it as a footballer, hope he tears it up at Reading and slots every **** going after the game

 

[Anna]

Wish he had his head screwed on when we had him. Also lol'ing at the thought of Nigel Adkins trying to keep him under control!

 

[Baines' left foot]

Wish he had his head screwed on when we had him. Also lol'ing at the thought of Nigel Adkins trying to keep him under control!

Haha. That could be an interesting watch!

 

[hudd101]

Some suggestion it will be a three year contact - that won't end well.

 

[toffeejack]

i wish he wasn't such a tit, would have been a great player for us - perfect for what we needed