bluemangroup
Player Valuation: £70m
Bit close to Bonfire night that for a lad whos knees are dangerously unstable. I'd not want to see him till Xmas just to be on the safe side.
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JimEFC
Player Valuation: £10m
Haha, god I hope it's well before Christmas though...we'll be stuffed by then!
Let's hope Ross in back soon. We've missed his spark
OKEvertonian
Player Valuation: £950k
Our dearest Ross:
It is strange to think, we have not seen you in months.
We have seen many new moons, but not you.
We have seen sunsets and sunrises, but none of your marauding runs through the midfield.
The pieces of ours broken heart and dropped points can pass through the eye of a needle.
We miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter.
Instead of beauty to direct its light to, our hearts and creativity have hardened like the frozen world your absence has sent us to.
We next compete at home vs Aston Villa. We'll find it empty and cold if you're not there.
Hope guides us. It gets us through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you leave our sight it will not be the last time we look upon you in the Royal Blue of Mersey.
With all the love that we possess... we remain yours...
The loyal and blue fans of Everton
It is strange to think, we have not seen you in months.
We have seen many new moons, but not you.
We have seen sunsets and sunrises, but none of your marauding runs through the midfield.
The pieces of ours broken heart and dropped points can pass through the eye of a needle.
We miss you like the sun misses the flower. Like the sun misses the flower in the depths of winter.
Instead of beauty to direct its light to, our hearts and creativity have hardened like the frozen world your absence has sent us to.
We next compete at home vs Aston Villa. We'll find it empty and cold if you're not there.
Hope guides us. It gets us through the day and especially the night. The hope that after you leave our sight it will not be the last time we look upon you in the Royal Blue of Mersey.
With all the love that we possess... we remain yours...
The loyal and blue fans of Everton
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
Oh ffs. Have I gone onto RAWK by mistake?
PhilEFC
Player Valuation: £35m
Ha ha! Compares to the Rafael one they had!
Azzurri
Player Valuation: £70m
The bloody hell is this mate?
royalblue66
Player Valuation: £70m
More like RAWK every day.
I really really hope this is a parody of our lovable neighbours in cyberspace......
penev10
Player Valuation: £5m
He didn't say "Ross Michael Anthony Barkley" therefore not genuine pish take.
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