Romelu Lukaku

[navidson]

I think I read he was told to muscle up for the world cup and when he came back tried to lose the muscle which in turn has made him a bit fatty.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/romelu-lukaku-i-was-too-muscular-zdc7lpm2n

 

[BHvisitor]

The Evander Holyfield / Joe Fraser contrived body type, doesn’t appear conducive with leading the line in the PL for a ‘footballing’ team.

Pulis or Warnock however would build the team and tactics around him.

 

[peteblue]

I’m glad the move to United is working out for him.......

 

[Carl O'Ancelotti]

Shearer on MOTD showing how he is hiding from play. He absolutely does not want to know at the moment, probably sulking because his mate Pogba has been left on the bench recently. Something has to give at Utd and very soon.

 

[peteblue]

Giggs: "We used to have centre-forwards like Cantona who would turn bad balls into good balls. Now we have centre-forwards like Lukaku who turn good balls into bad balls."

Such is life eh......

 

[The binman chronicles]

Good to see he is moving on from playing football so quickly. I just hope kwik-fit don't let him do anything too serious that could endanger lives if he messes up.

 

[Zezti]

Never been the same since the voodoo fiasco.

 

[tommytowne]

Post of the day lol

Well thank you very much for that accolade.

 

[deipnosophist]

Never been the same since the voodoo fiasco.

lol lol

 

[jackyboy]

Shame.

 

[GwladysPhil]

"If you wouldn't have him back you know nothing about football"

Unless it was a massively discounted price I wouldn't. He has been the weak link in uniteds attack, gets goals if they're on a plate.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I'd have him back if he first lost three stone and could once again do the 100 metres in 11 seconds. Otherwise he's a big chunky liability.

 

[4737carlin]

"If you wouldn't have him back you know nothing about football"

Unless it was a massively discounted price I wouldn't. He has been the weak link in uniteds attack, gets goals if they're on a plate.

Its funny how people who post "You know nothing about football" more often then not talk rubbish, can't put together a reasoned argument and chances are wear adult sized nappies.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Christmas has come early lads

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Only if you're a kopite.