Should have done what I did:
Last summer
£150 on Italy winning the Euros: £400
£100 on Everton relegated at 40/1 (£4,000 payout)
My usual "annual insurance policy"
Yesterday
£20 on West Ham/D & Leeds/D double: £85
£100 on Brentford/D: £177
£10 on Wissa anytime: £33
£250 on Palace/D, Arse/D and Leeds: (£1,250 payout)
Total winnings after we drop: £5,250
Not a bad golden handshake for 26 years of near-uninterrupted misery, and ridicule from the red horde. I never wanted it to come to this, but when beds are shat and good, honest fans are stabbed in the back by shabby recruiting, speculative spending from an unfit investor, and zero respect from above stairs, you might as well cash in.
Such is the way I'm feeling now, I've half a mind to put £100 on Everton dropping into League One. Hopefully I'll be able to do it before the inevitable points deduction for going into admin.
Only time will tell if the money I'm about to win can heal the huge gaping hole in my very soul.