Harpurhey MUFC
Player Valuation: £225k
The sad reality is, fans can have all the aspiration in the world, but if there's none among the people running the club, we're never going to progress.
"We're Man United, we'll do what we want."
You'll maybe say it's just tongue in cheek, but mancunians aren't exactly renowned for being self-effacing, and I suspect many Man Utd fans' take on it is more literal than that.
Remember reading an article a few years back that said, from a potential investor's point of view, Villa are a more attractive proposition than us for a few reasons, including their status as the 'main' club in their city and their geographical location meaning they have a much wider catchment area in terms of UK fanbase. Not sure I'm convinced, but that's what it said.
What a strange thing to say, I bet you think all scousers are funny and will invite you in and do you a brew if you knock on the door as a complete stranger.
No only that but none of us are Mancunian anyway, all Mancs are City fans as you can see by the bulging Ethiad today.