Ready, Aim.....Boom !! Have it Lad.

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Well done Reidy. Fire for effect I say, especially at a tit like Cole. Lost my last minute shred of respect for Drogba and those West London poofs. Didn't have much to begin with, but it is all gone now. Out and out disgust for them. I was at a Minor League baseball game in North Carolina, and Darryl Strawberry was playing trying ot get back in shape for the Majors after one of his numerous drug run ins. Strawberry hit a ground ball and was thrown out at first base. I shouted "If that base had been a mound of cocaine, you would have been safe by a mile! Hell you would have had it snorted by the time the throw came in!"" That man looked into the crowd and screamed who said that. Kept my moth shut as he looked as if he was gonna walk into the crowd and beat someone.

excellant work there ruined by bottling it, never back down...ever !!
 
Ha ha nice one Reidy, loving your av long time by the way.

Who was the lid that offered (Lampard?) the ball when he went to take a corner then dropped it on him when he tried to take it out of his hands?! Lamps you been PWND awld son...
 

In my continued quest to ruin this little gobshoites day, today again I had my chance.

He came over to take a throw-in directly in front of us, as it went quiet I shouted " Hey Lad, don't bother sending me a card this year, I'm not interested"



"Or text message"
 
Warming the arl v.c.'s up for the vision that is Gashley again, he is the easiest player to put off his game I reckon, possibly due to the amount of things that can be lobbed at the blert. You'd think he'd be used to it by now, and he probably is, so you just have to go that little bit further each season.

Take your pick from..

  • Gun Crime
  • Sex Crime
  • Team Chezz
  • Anal Telephones
  • Heitinga
  • 1st thing in your head

Guaranteed 'mare if you get into his head.
 
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