Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
Someone torch this with fire or I'm hitting the bleach, as this kid is total durge.

Getting more keen on him.
Think part of his scoring record comes from the fact he's come off the bench a lot in his career with Benfica.
Offers a good hold up option for us going forward.
Long overdue his own thread, considering we were scouting him last season.
..we scout lots of players.
Seems like this one might have a bit of weight to it or at least WRD on TEF thinks so.....,
And who is to say he can't?We need someone to go straight into the starting 11 mate, not someone to come off the bench.
Indeed, but he's been a 'target' for some time. Some players we have a passing interest in, some - like Jimenez - we watch repeatedly with the idea of making a move for the player.
*dirgeSomeone torch this with fire or I'm hitting the bleach, as this kid is total durge.
Durge is even worserer than dirge*dirge
Not sure grammar Nazi'ing works with slang love*dirge