Random Prediction

[McBain]

We will finish above Liverpool 8 out of the next 10 years.

 

[Vim Fuego]

I'll play safe and predict five.

 

[monty]

Kevin Keegan will walk out of Newcastle before Christmas

 

[monty]

TW will become an Everton web site within the next 50 years

 

[heatmeiser]

I will laugh so hard when I see a vile chav falling over that my shoulder falls off.

 

[Gazdalf]

We will finish above Liverpool 8 out of the next 10 years.

And 2 of them will be because we have won the title.

(Joint bet Mr McBain?)

 

[heatmeiser]

I will be sat on a ceramic throne in the morning singing a very well known Johnny Cash song.

Cursing the day I heard of Jalapenos.

 

[SuitsBlue]

''and it burns burns burns''

 

[Gazdalf]

Place 2 toilet rolls in the freezer now to reduce the blood curdling screams similar to a parrot laying a square egg.

 

[heatmeiser]

I can already feel the familiar rumblings.

I do wonder why I punish myself so.

The frozen toilet paper is possibly the best idea I've heard since sliced blood. I'd have trouble explaining it to the mrs though, not even worth it.

She gets confused when I put lager in there.

 

[SuitsBlue]

put or pour?

 

[Cal]

TW will become an Everton web site within the next 50 years

No chance.

 

[heatmeiser]

I have never mistaken the freezer for a urinal.

I do know a man that mistook his girlfriends side of the bed (foot end) for the toilet, during a particularly inebriated night.

Needless to say, they are no longer together.

 

[McBain]

And 2 of them will be because we have won the title.

(Joint bet Mr McBain?)

Ill have some of that action. Two titles in the next ten years.

 

[monty]

Macca will return home within the next 12 months, you read it here first