I write poetry and ditties now and again when I feel inspired, not wrote much for a while though. Anyway here's a ditty to...
Tommy Gun/The Clash
Tattooed gun, The Sun ain't happy cos Raheem got one
Tattooed gun, An M16 just for fun
Maybe he wants it in his Dad's memory
Just a tattoo, just like many
Whatever Raheem wants, he's gonna get it
Tattooed gun, better get a real one and shoot that Murdoch bum
Tattooed gun, Waiting out in ambush are the paparazzi scum
They print on their headline, shock horror news
Piers Morgan hates it, he's not amused
Whatever Raheem wants, he's gonna get it
Tattooed gun, laser it off, decry the Sun
Tattooed gun, It's just a tattoo, can't hurt anyone
Hung drawn n' quartered they want him grilled
A nation of Sun readers has got to feel fulfilled
Whatever Tatt he wants, he's gonna get it
Tattoo gun
You can be a hero when it's lasered and gone....