Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
roll up our sleeves
Dear Mr bungle
This is the fourteenth communication on your part with suggestions for updating the words featured in our love heart sweets.
In spite of previous threats of a 'straightener' we must once again decline your suggestions and have passed this matter to our legal department
Yours
Swizzels matlow confectionery
Gaffer
Heart
Passion
Love
Unsy
Fight
Cocaine
Anal
Chocolate
Relegation
Battle
Desire
Heroin
Coma
Life Support
Administration
Off the menu now Dunc’s in charge.Pigeon
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