Poor, Average, Good: Rate Our Players

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Uber Stank
Hibbert
McGeady
Kone

Bang Average
Robles
Howard
Osman
Pienaar
Naismith

Not Done Enough Yet
Oviedo
Mirallas
Gibson

Good Enough
Cleverley
Barry
Jagielka
Baines
Coleman
McCarthy
Lukaku

Going To Be Ace Someday
Barkley
Garbutt
Stones
Besic
Deulofeu
 
It's often said that Everton have some good players, some poor, and some average – but which are which? Let's find out.

Poor
Howard
Robles
Hibbert
McGeady
Kone

Average
Gibson
Oviedo
Naismith
Cleverley
Barry
Deulofeu
Osman
Pienaar
Besic
Garbutt

Good
Baines
Stones
Barkley
Jagielka
Lukaku

Coleman
McCarthy
Mirallas
 

Trying to get a bit of an even spread here:

Poor

Howard
Osman
Hibbert
Robles
Kone
McGeady

Average
Barry
Besic
Naismith
Oviedo
Cleverley
Deulofeu
Pienaar
Barkley
Gibson
Garbutt

Good
Stones
Jagielka
McCarthy
Lukaku
Mirallas
Baines
Coleman
 
One day soon we are gonna sell Robles for 1/2 million...... I can't wait to vault you beauts who have written him off without him even having a fair crack at it when he becomes number 1 at a team like Southampton and starts getting some confidence and eventually becomes a very good keeper.
#standonmynads
 
One day soon we are gonna sell Robles for 1/2 million...... I can't wait to vault you beauts who have written him off without him even having a fair crack at it when he becomes number 1 at a team like Southampton and starts getting some confidence and eventually becomes a very good keeper.
#standonmynads

Poor
@MoutsGoat
@ChicagoToffee
@ijjysmith
@BlueToff
@tommye
@Kurt

Average
@Joey66
@Pantocoyb
@Brownie
@Elong
@Gwladys St. Glory
@BlueLlama
@beachy
@LABlue2
@Little Ralphy
@Scolari
@ToffeeDan

Good
@Chang Elephant
@USABlue
@Tigger
@CahillsCornerFlag
@bluelord49
@Groucho
@mutley
 

Trying to get a bit of an even spread here:

Poor

Howard
Osman
Hibbert
Robles
Kone
McGeady

Average
Barry
Besic
Naismith
Oviedo
Cleverley
Deulofeu
Pienaar
Barkley
Gibson
Garbutt

Good
Stones
Jagielka
McCarthy
Lukaku
Mirallas
Baines
Coleman



pretty much nailed it. osman possibly can pass under average, but yeah that's pretty spot on imo.
 
Uber Stank
Hibbert
McGeady
Kone

Bang Average
Robles
Howard
Osman
Pienaar
Naismith

Not Done Enough Yet
Oviedo
Mirallas
Gibson

Good Enough
Cleverley
Barry
Jagielka
Baines
Coleman
McCarthy
Lukaku

Going To Be Ace Someday
Barkley
Garbutt
Stones
Besic
Deulofeu


how has mirallas nor done enough yet?
 
pretty much nailed it. osman possibly can pass under average, but yeah that's pretty spot on imo.

Aye I'd say he's not too bad, but he had to go in the "poor" category for the sake of my spread yah no.

EDIT: I'm judging him as a deep midfielder/winger here as that's where he usually plays. As a no. 10 (cringe) I'd maybe even have him edging towards the good category. Criminal that he doesn't get more of a game there in my opinion.
 
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I prefer a more in depth ranking system that utilises a 1-5 scale for both current performance levels and future potential. E.g. a 4/5 player would be presently very good, with the potential to be top class (Stones), a 4/4 player would be very good but not likely to improve/decline much in the near future (Mirallas) and a 3/2 player would be decent but declining in quality (Barry). Then these two are added to create a score out of 10, and ranked accordingly. Because I'm just that cool.

Player | Present Ability | Future Potential | Final Score

Howard - 2 - 1 - 3
Hibbert - 2 - 1 - 3
Kone - 2 - 2 - 4
McGeady - 2 - 3 - 5
Barry - 3 - 2 - 5
Naismith - 3 - 2 - 5
Robles - 2 - 3 - 5
Osman - 3 - 2 - 5
Pienaar - 3 - 2 - 5
Gibson - 3 - 2 - 5
Garbutt - 2 - 4 - 6
Oviedo - 3 - 3 - 6
Cleverley - 3 - 3 - 6
Baines - 4 - 3 - 7
Besic - 3 - 4 - 7
Barkley - 2 - 5 - 7
Coleman - 3 - 4 - 7
Jagielka - 4 - 3 - 7
Deulofeu - 3 - 5 - 8
Lukaku - 3 - 5 - 8
Mirallas - 4 - 4 - 8
McCarthy - 4 - 5 - 9
Stones - 4 - 5 - 9


So in short, Stones and McCarthy are boss and Howard and Hibbo are gash. Truly a breakthrough in cutting-edge Everton analysis.
 
Lol at anyone being above Lukaku!

A disgrace to the shirt
Hibbert
Kone

Poor
Oviedo
Barry
Pienaar
Robles
Gibson (never fit)

Average
Osman
Howard
Cleverley
Besic
Garbutt
McGeady
Naismith

Good
McCarthy
Barkley
Mirallas
Coleman
Jagielka
Baines

Too good for us
Lukaku
Stones

Spot on... With a few changes.
 

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