Please, be gentle.

[Frankattack]

So, here it is. I am no writer nor have English as a first language, so I`ve decided to write a novel in English. Furthermore, I`m publishing it on Twitter. It`s called The Darkland Stories, and if you would be so kind to read the first installment, and maybe even follow me on Twitter, it would be appreciated.

Here`s the link:

https://twitter.com/DarklandStories

 

[admirschleck]

You should wait on Damo's expert opinion.

 

[john jako]

So, here it is. I am no writer nor have English as a first language, so I`ve decided to write a novel in English. Furthermore, I`m publishing it on Twitter. It`s called The Darkland Stories, and if you would be so kind to read the first installment, and maybe even follow me on Twitter, it would be appreciated.

Here`s the link:

https://twitter.com/DarklandStories

Will have a read later if I can mate. Can you put a short synopsis on here?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

You should wait on Damo's expert opinion.

He's right, you know?!

 

[Frankattack]

I`m terrified of anyone`s opinion to be honest. But what the heck!

 

[john jako]

You should wait on Damo's expert opinion.

He's probably been a publisher before. He will proof read with a fine tooth comb like.

 

[Frankattack]

The short synopsis is this:

Dara is a young woman being sold to a whorehouse in a world reaching it`s expiring date. After being battered senseless by a customer, she is mended by a weird physician, that replaces her left eye with a crystal, making her able to see in total darkness. Which becomes handy since the sun is burning out, and the world keeps getting darker. She gets pregnant by the attacker, and she seeks out revenge. A single-mom with weapons, and an agenda, during the end of days.

 

[Bungle]

The short synopsis is this:

Dara is a young woman being sold to a whorehouse in a world reaching it`s expiring date. After being battered senseless by a customer, she is mended by a weird physician, that replaces her left eye with a crystal, making her able to see in total darkness. Which becomes handy since the sun is burning out, and the world keeps getting darker. She gets pregnant by the attacker, and she seeks out revenge. A single-mom with weapons, and an agenda, during the end of days.

I'll take 50 copies, are there pictures?

 

[mawders]

The short synopsis is this:

Dara is a young woman being sold to a whorehouse in a world reaching it`s expiring date. After being battered senseless by a customer, she is mended by a weird physician, that replaces her left eye with a crystal, making her able to see in total darkness. Which becomes handy since the sun is burning out, and the world keeps getting darker. She gets pregnant by the attacker, and she seeks out revenge. A single-mom with weapons, and an agenda, during the end of days.

Blimey.

Can she get a reliable babysitter for when she's out getting vengeance?

 

[BlueLlama]

The short synopsis is this:

Dara is a young woman being sold to a whorehouse in a world reaching it`s expiring date. After being battered senseless by a customer, she is mended by a weird physician, that replaces her left eye with a crystal, making her able to see in total darkness. Which becomes handy since the sun is burning out, and the world keeps getting darker. She gets pregnant by the attacker, and she seeks out revenge. A single-mom with weapons, and an agenda, during the end of days.

You had me at whorehouse

 

[Bungle]

My favourite part of being a whore would probably be clean sheets on a daily basis too. Hopefully they'd be some of the nice Egyptian cotton ones you can get off BidUp TV

 

[anton66]

I was getting a little excited with the thread title.

 

[carlos21]

You should wait on Damo's expert opinion.

Hi mate how are you today.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

Not what I was expecting to find with this thread title.

 

[heatmeiser]

The short synopsis is this:

Dara is a young woman being sold to a whorehouse in a world reaching it`s expiring date. After being battered senseless by a customer, she is mended by a weird physician, that replaces her left eye with a crystal, making her able to see in total darkness. Which becomes handy since the sun is burning out, and the world keeps getting darker. She gets pregnant by the attacker, and she seeks out revenge. A single-mom with weapons, and an agenda, during the end of days.

You deserve a Man Booker prize for this sentence alone.