Players we tried to sign...

[Obes]

Leroy Fer

 

[B4RRY BIZZLE]

Collymore. Wouldve been Dean Saunders but if we had got him, doubt we wouldve got Peter Beardsley

 

[kev]

Mata and Witsel

EDIT Damn you @tommye

 

[Toffeefran]

Ravanelli.

 

[Lelouch]

 

[Bagpuss]

Tore Andre Flo, Dion Dublin, Scott Parker, Manny Fernandes

 

[carolinablue232]

Donovan when we couldn’t get him on a perm

 

[Goat]

Joao
Moutinho.

 

[mill]

I was devastated about collymore.

 

[sageyefc]

Joao, manny and Vagner love

 

[NewRadical]

Ravanelli.

It seemed to me almost inevitable he would sign for us at one point.

I remember the images of him showing up at Goodison for negotiations with his third rate Reservoir Dogs squad.

 

[tommye]

Mata and Witsel

EDIT Damn you @tommye

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Bellamy

He'd have been fantastic for us before upsetting everyone at the club and getting bombed out

 

[Leylo]

Muller the Brazilian

Ha remember him wanted a big load of dough and didn't want the tax off.ffs everton that.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Peter Shilton,we got Georgie Wood,aah well.