Piles

[tommye]

Yes, have had internal ones. Let's just say the toilet bowl looked like a murder scene.

I blame the diet of Pepsi and ciggies.

Need more roughage mate

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Yes, have had internal ones. Let's just say the toilet bowl looked like a murder scene.

Thank you for sharing Mr Sharks

 

[cronullasharks]

I blame the diet of Pepsi and ciggies.

Need more roughage mate

All under control now, was years ago. Diet has drastically changed for the better but still partial to the above mentioned 2 lol

 

[cronullasharks]

Thank you for sharing Mr Sharks

Always a pleasure, no shame here.

What will your next thread be about?

 

[tommye]

Always a pleasure, no shame here.

What will your next thread be about?

Genital warts.
Pics included

 

[TrailerTrash]

I visited Mumbai for 18 months for a job.

I managed to obtain pikes after shooting red hot magma out of my arse for several days after eating the chilli chicken at a place called Leopold's.

It got to the point whereby I would stand in the shower, rather than go to the toilet as it was much easier.

I am never going back to India.

 

[RAFUH]

Bet Goat's fridge anus is one of those big double door Yankee things

Have you just called me a Yankee?????
I will tolerate Yank, but Yankee is a step too far!

 

[tommye]

Have you just called me a Yankee?????
I will tolerate Yank, but Yankee is a step too far!

I liken you to the sweet, lovely smelling candles of the same name.
Not one of those thick inbreds you have over there.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Always a pleasure, no shame here.

What will your next thread be about?

It’s a tough one. Was thinking ‘Phobias’, ‘earliest childhood memory’ or ‘have you snapped your banjo string?’

 

[cronullasharks]

It’s a tough one. Was thinking ‘Phobias’, ‘earliest childhood memory’ or ‘have you snapped your banjo string?’

What about a gardening advice thread?

 

[tommye]

What about a gardening advice thread?

Combine them.

Have you ever snapped your banjo string gardening?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

What about a gardening advice thread?

Where I give incorrect advice? Could be a goer especially as it would send our resident green finger into meltdown.

 

[cronullasharks]

Where I give incorrect advice? Could be a goer especially as it would send our resident green finger into meltdown.

I vaguely remember telling him I planted a heap of Japanese knotweed and I could feel his rage from the other side of the world

 

[Bungle]

I visited Mumbai for 18 months for a job.

I managed to obtain pikes after shooting red hot magma out of my arse for several days after eating the chilli chicken at a place called Leopold's.

It got to the point whereby I would stand in the shower, rather than go to the toilet as it was much easier.

I am never going back to India.

If this has come out your arse then that must have been a wild night

 

[LostLegend]

"Piles!?"