Johnny Giles Johnny Giles Johnny Giles 
Because the other 20% are perfect a-holes?80% of the population will at some point get piles, so its not something to joke about LADS.
Its more likely the other 20% dont notice them cos they are internal!Because the other 20% are perfect a-holes?
Who , himself , suffered from the old " metric miles "Dear old Spike.
What a man
Bet Goat'sRemember when the wierdoes just wanted to have a look at your fridge?
Defo not using the ‘water’ dispenserBet Goat'sfridgeanus is one of those big double door Yankee things
Makes sound like a fridge door openingBet Goat'sfridgeanus is one of those big double door Yankee things
Piles of assholesDon’t think I’ve had piles myself although I have a mate who was dating a nurse and he suspected he had piles and asked her to check. Apparently she said ‘do I have to?’ but he insisted and she confirmed he did and the relationship ended a couple of months later. It went unspoken but we all knew why.
Can anyone on here give any piles related anecdotes or provide insights into their own experiences?

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