Piles

[Littlesue]

I do wonder how bad they need to be before a haemorrhoid cushion becomes a necessity.

I usually find a bag of frozen peas more soothing

 

[canuckblue]

One could always wipe one's ass with a roll of barbed wire.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I'm going to have to sit this one out...oh wait!

 

[Davidoff]

Always get them after climbing ladders

That's not a euphemism... unfortunately

 

[Yarrgh]

Some weird topics on here today?

Is it international week?

 

[Kurt.]

I thought they were something to do with foundations.

So what's a piledriver then?

Ask yer mar

 

[Eggs]

 

[cronullasharks]

I've got a story which I wouldn't believe except I know the person who did it and it wouldn't even rank in the top 20 of things he's done. Long story short, cut his grapes off himself and had a phone set up filming it. At work and had to stuff a heap of bog roll down his pants to try and stem the flow of blood. I'm not joking.

 

[DavidH]

One could always wipe one's ass with a roll of barbed wire.

How much you charging?

 

[Amw79]

Johnny Giles Johnny Giles Johnny Giles

I always used Nobby Stiles for this particular rhyming slang.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I've had 'em internal. Felt like every turd was coated in sharp gravel as they passed and there was the stinky mucus that really wasn't nice. Bit of anusol up the bumhole with the handy applicator and plenty of fluids and fibre and all was well after a day or two.



Just to clarify I ate and drank the fluids/fibre....not shoved them up my arse as well.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Is it not a little early for this level of eroticism?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I've had 'em internal. Felt like every turd was coated in sharp gravel as they passed and there was the stinky mucus that really wasn't nice. Bit of anusol up the bumhole with the handy applicator and plenty of fluids and fibre and all was well after a day or two.



Just to clarify I ate and drank the fluids/fibre....not shoved them up my arse as well.

Thank you for sharing Claus.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyone else like to confess?

 

[tommye]

Anyone else like to confess?

To shoving things up Claus' arse?

Form an orderly queue Gentlemen...