Current Affairs Philip Schofield

[Kurt.]

 

[bcblue1878]

How DARE you, you are meant to stay outraged for at least another week!


Feel sorry for the young lad, who was certainly taken advantage of, but, well, anyway.

On the scale of OMG, it barely makes a ripple.

There’s five people I actually feel sorry for in the whole situation!
Schofield’s mother, with all this coming just weeks after her other son being sent down!
His wife and two daughters!
Lastly the lad who Schofield took advantage of!
Not a shred a sympathy for Schofield himself, particularly after him playing the victim card in his interview with the Beeb, and trying to claim he was a victim of homophobia!

 

[Rita_Poon]

Imagine he'd taken him to pizza express.

 

[bullybeef]

Is that a direct quote from the interview?

A bit of artistic licence used admittedly but that was the general jizz…er… I mean gist.

 

[tommytowne]

When in a hole stop digging Pip.(pun fully intended)

 

[tommytowne]

Like many politicians, Schofield was keen to lecture us on how we should all be living our lives.

Great when these hypocrites are busted.

None more sweet then when the late Max Clifford got jailed.

 

[lancs blue]

War in ukraine, cost of living up the swanny, Scotland threatening to invade England and schofield has bummed a bloke blaming it on a gopher. Guess which one gets the coverage

Time to shove him in the broom cupboard the swine....

 

[Jamiednm]

I fully expected Schofield to say ‘I have a medical condition which means I can’t actually sweat’ during that car crash interview.

 

[tommytowne]

I fully expected Schofield to say ‘I have a medical condition which means I can’t actually sweat’ during that car crash interview.

That interview will win him an award for best acting performance on a current affairs programme.
It will be announced or should that be anonced at next year's NTA awards which of course he used to present. "Unfortunately Philip cannot be with us this evening so to accept the award on his behalf is Gary Glitter"

 

[Blue 1]

Buntyman.

 

[Paris]

War in ukraine, cost of living up the swanny, Scotland threatening to invade England and schofield has bummed a bloke blaming it on a gopher. Guess which one gets the coverage

Time to shove him in the broom cupboard the swine....

In this realm of news and tales untold,
Where events of the world unfold,
Let me bring to you a story quite mild,
Of Philip Schofield, a man so styled.

Now, hear me out, dear seeker of truth,
For my words shall rhyme with utmost ruth.
But fair warning, my friend, let it be clear,
This news you seek may not endear.

Philip Schofield, a familiar face,
A presenter known in many a space,
Caught the eyes of media's eager eye,
As stories of his life came floating by.

But in the grand tapestry of life's affairs,
Where pigeons flutter without worldly cares,
One may argue, with a sigh and a groan,
That such news matters little to their own.

For when the world is in a state of flux,
With pressing matters that call for our bucks,
Wars and conflicts, and crises galore,
Such news, one may say, we care for no more.

The pigeons, oh, the pigeons that grace the skies,
With their flapping wings and curious eyes,
They watch us as we chase stories anew,
Yet they care not for Schofield, nor do you.

In this vast world with troubles deep,
News of Philip Schofield, it may not seep,
For there are matters grander, much more dire,
That command our focus, our thoughts entire.

So, as you yearn for news of greater weight,
Of global happenings that dictate fate,
May you find solace amidst the pigeon's coo,
And let Schofield's tale fade away, askew.

In conclusion, dear friend,
your feelings are fair,
For the world is vast and full of despair,
So, turn your gaze to issues profound,
And let Philip Schofield's tale resound.

 

[DualityNSNO]

War in ukraine, cost of living up the swanny, Scotland threatening to invade England and schofield has bummed a bloke blaming it on a gopher. Guess which one gets the coverage

Time to shove him in the broom cupboard the swine....

???????

 

[Voodoo Billy]

Time to shove him in the broom cupboard the swine....

Oooh Errr Missus

 

[lancs blue]

???????

Over the recycle charge. ..waz it 10 p a can or summat

 

[jazzy]

It was a pathetic, pitiful staged interview and Amol Rajan should hang his head in shame. Any incisive interviewer would have exposed the charlatan Schofield.
The "whoa is me " jerk is a disgrace.