Owen - Signing tomorrow

[EVERTON TILL I DIE]

lol if we sign the johnson deal then i will be the new lcab if not i will be the biggest tool ever to say they are itk

 

[Kurt.]

*orders 'OHfeckWHEN' SHIRT*

 

[tommye]

Isn't England really small?

I'm sure you could get from the top to the bottom in about 45 minutes flying mate.

And he is VERY Rich, and could commandeer a Very fast Flying Machine thusly.

he has his own flying thingymajig called a hellichoptor or something. Like a bird, but with spinny round wings.

 

[tommye]

*orders 'OHfeckWHEN' SHIRT*

is that how Owen is spelt in welshlandish?

 

[McBain]

he has his own flying thingymajig called a hellichoptor or something. Like a bird, but with spinny round wings.

Ahhh so with this contraption, in theory, he could use this device to propel himself through the Air, very quickly indeed?

Say, faster than a Locomotion?

 

[noharmdone]

took me 45 mins to fly southampton to manchester on saturday.. and Mo Farah seems to be in two places at once today.. could be true you know !

 

[Brennan]

Owen got the train to and from his home up north. He tweeted it lads.

 

[toffeejack]

lol if we sign the johnson deal then i will be the new lcab if not i will be the biggest tool ever to say they are itk

your the biggest tool for suggesting the first part of the sentence

 

[EVERTON TILL I DIE]

just a note sum lad said the owen deal was done weeks ago .and i made the post about owen being at finch a couple of weeks ago .so we may both be right .but we will have to wait and see

 

[tommye]

Ahhh so with this contraption, in theory, he could use this device to propel himself through the Air, very quickly indeed?

Say, faster than a Locomotion?

they say it is possible. I'm yet to see it myself, so not sure i really believe them. Tales of fancy no doubt. Flying things, faster than the locomotive? Madness. Whatever next? Man on the moon? Hahahahahahahaha. Crazy people.

 

[Kurt.]

Owen got the train to and from his home up north. He tweeted it lads.

He lives in a big pile near Hawarden.

 

[andy4efc]

Something to do with Spurs spending 10m on Jan Vertonghen this summer, he's a right back and good one at that. Walker won't get a sniff this season

[video=youtube;WrjwaqZfjIY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY[/video]

 

[Zaschrona]

Well to be honest, I would welcome him. Bainesy was as a boy sadly a Liverpudlian and he plays for us now.. and he even played for LFC's youth teams.... Owen was/is an Evertonian, so if he eventually signs for us, give him at least a chance.. It's not something like Steven Gerrard coming to Ebepton..

 

[EVERTON TILL I DIE]

your the biggest tool for suggesting the first part of the sentence

mate i am more sure about us getting adam johnson than owen signing .you wait

 

[McBain]

they say it is possible. I'm yet to see it myself, so not sure i really believe them. Tales of fancy no doubt. Flying things, faster than the locomotive? Madness. Whatever next? Man on the moon? Hahahahahahahaha. Crazy people.

Who proposes such things?

If man were meant to fly I'd say we'd have been gifted with feather old boy.

Or extensive Pubic Hair in which we could Brylcream the absolute wedge out of and create some kind of Gliding Apparatus.

Man on the Moon? We can never have enough Sources of Cheese my good man! Titter!