Confirmed Signing Orel Mangala

[matty1878]

This best not be true.

why?

 

[matty1878]

i always wanted to play for everton

soon as dyche contacted me i knew i could help with his hoof the ball

it’s exciting

 

[TheBigIguana]

It won’t be an obligation.

“How do I know?” I hear you ask…

Because we don’t have a pot to piss in.

That’s why it wouldn’t make sense to be. But this is Everton we’re talking about.

 

[Nymzee]

Wangaling his way around PSR. Incredible !

Doesn’t wangle its way around anything.

 

[W84 Dum Freeze]

Doesn’t wangle its way around anything.

Kicks the can down the road around a few lampposts.

 

[Neiler]

Obligation for €40 mill GTF.

 

[DanB90]

That’s why it wouldn’t make sense to be. But this is Everton we’re talking about.

If we start going down the route of promising £40m payments for the sakes of loaning in a player to make the numbers up, then we deserve any future points deductions coming our way.

 

[Lob]

Where has this obligation bollox come from. Thought it was meant to just be an option. Surely we cannot be that incompetent. The lad could be a complete flop like most of the players we sign are. Got to be wrong that obligation.

 

[DanB90]

Why is everyone suddenly choosing to believe the Mirror btw?

 

[Rich1878]

Obligation for €40 mill GTF.

I honestly don't think it will be an obligation. As someone else pointed out, we are skint so I doubt we'd agree to that

 

[DanB90]

I honestly don't think it will be an obligation. As someone else pointed out, we are skint so I doubt we'd agree to that

Even if we agreed to it, good luck getting £40m from Everton any time soon.

 

[neil999]

It's obligation if we finish top 4

 

[DanB90]

It's obligation if we finish top 4

DEAL!

 

[Victus]

Why is everyone suddenly choosing to believe the Mirror btw?

Due to it being bad news which we can relate to more than good.

 

[Bungle]

Why is everyone suddenly choosing to believe the Mirror btw?

I've avoided the mirror for years, although when you're as fat as me it is the only way I can remind myself how small my penis is now and then.