Opinions You Will Hold To Your Dying Breath

Status
Not open for further replies.
What is the point of having a cat they just piss and crap in everyone's garden... they're rats with longer legs hate them... dogs are loyal cats couldn't give a flying fk.
And destroy wildlife.

And end up giving us vomit inducing phrases like "cat mummy" for their owners. Gtf.
 
What is the point of having a cat they just piss and crap in everyone's garden... they're rats with longer legs hate them... dogs are loyal cats couldn't give a flying fk.
We used to have cats when we were growing up. One or two lived up to the stereotype of aloofness but a couple of them were totally clingy and acted like dogs.
Where we lived though was all concrete yard terraced 2up 2downs backing onto a load of overgrown wasteland - they used to go pissing and crapping there and bring back various dead mice, rats and birds for us.

Very thoughtful but one of them somehow getting a half alive pigeon into the house, up the stairs and into my mam and dads bedroom didn't go down too well.
 
We used to have cats when we were growing up. One or two lived up to the stereotype of aloofness but a couple of them were totally clingy and acted like dogs.
Where we lived though was all concrete yard terraced 2up 2downs backing onto a load of overgrown wasteland - they used to go pissing and crapping there and bring back various dead mice, rats and birds for us.

Very thoughtful but one of them somehow getting a half alive pigeon into the house, up the stairs and into my mam and dads bedroom didn't go down too well.
Dedication to a performance?
 
We used to have cats when we were growing up. One or two lived up to the stereotype of aloofness but a couple of them were totally clingy and acted like dogs.
Where we lived though was all concrete yard terraced 2up 2downs backing onto a load of overgrown wasteland - they used to go pissing and crapping there and bring back various dead mice, rats and birds for us.

Very thoughtful but one of them somehow getting a half alive pigeon into the house, up the stairs and into my mam and dads bedroom didn't go down too well.
Ffs give up
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Welcome

Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.

🛒 Visit Shop

Support Grand Old Team by checking out our latest Everton gear!
Back
Top