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[summerisle]

1. No this did not happen.
2. Would you please go wander in the desert for 40 years?

 

[Martin Alvito]

Tennessee Man Arrested for DUI, Meth While Driving Lawnmower 'Santa's Train' Full of Kids

Henry Meade was driving "Santa’s Train" – a motorized lawn mower pulling carts of children – when witnesses alleged that he was acting erratically

themessenger.com

I don’t think AI could have generated a headline that hit more stereotypes of southern Americans.

I'm annoyed. I was taking Greene County, not Claiborne.

 

[summerisle]

Tennessee Man Arrested for DUI, Meth While Driving Lawnmower 'Santa's Train' Full of Kids

Henry Meade was driving "Santa’s Train" – a motorized lawn mower pulling carts of children – when witnesses alleged that he was acting erratically

themessenger.com

I don’t think AI could have generated a headline that hit more stereotypes of southern Americans.

Man Dressed as Bud Light Can Arrested for DUI

Dashcam images show the driver completing a field sobriety test in a Bud Light costume.

themessenger.com

 

[DavidH]

Man Dressed as Bud Light Can Arrested for DUI

Dashcam images show the driver completing a field sobriety test in a Bud Light costume.

themessenger.com

I van understand driving a lawnmower while off your rock on meth but bud light? Vile stuff

 

[Taifi gorm]

I van understand driving a lawnmower while off your rock on meth but bud light? Vile stuff

Bud light perhaps he was testing it's 'trans'-mission.

 

[MrPerfectNot]

I van understand driving a lawnmower while off your rock on meth but bud light? Vile stuff

Being "woke" can make you do strange things!

 

[Walken]

I guess it is reassuring that the states are keeping up their consecutive run of presidents complicit in war crimes

 

[summerisle]