One Million posts chat thread

[Jenko]

I haven't spotted this until now. 1 closer!

 

[EFCNIK]

I've just sterilised one of my knives and dug an ingrowing hair out of my chest. Little devil was about two inches long when straightened. I feel I have achieved something today.

*voms* well done though! Must have been painful! Real man grrrrr. I would have just stuck it out until the fox came and provided me with the sweet release of death.

 

[Frank Drebin]

*voms* well done though! Must have been painful! Real man grrrrr. I would have just stuck it out until the fox came and provided me with the sweet release of death.

Once I see the outline of it under the skin I just cant leave it. Nah not painful, just sharpened it so the tip went through the skin like paper. Although death would be sweet, I wont say I didnt pause over an artery.

 

[ricardobee]

I feel I must contribute to this thread in some way.

 

[marsh]

number 231

 

[tommye]

My mum went on 15 to 1 once! I've been basking in the glory ever since.

my mum went on 15 to 1 too....that was some rugby team!!!

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

my mum went on 15 to 1 too....that was some rugby team!!!

Was that 15 stone mate?

 

[DualityNSNO]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

*waves while feeding the twins(not a euphemism)

 

[Kiwi BlueFC]

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[spikeman]

 

[Wratho]

nice!

 

[little old me]

bacon butty and cup of coffee mmmmmmmmm

 

[icburns]

Moist.