Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £70m
I was walking into a pub some time back, and a copper kettle came flying over the roof and was about to take out an old dear who was walking by. I dived and caught it saving her from an untimely end. I made her a promise that if I ever found out who'd thrown it I'd kill them to death.He's thrown a copper kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?