Nikica Jelavic

[Nails]

He's the best striker I've seen at Everton. Bear in mind I missed the 80's as I was still dribbling and pooing myself.

Honestly picked you as being much, much older.

Nikica seriously makes me consider my sexuality. Love this man.

 

[bluejock]

Honestly picked you as being much, much older.

Nikica seriously makes me consider my sexuality. Love this man.

Monster. I'm 27 FFS.

 

[Nails]

Monster. I'm 27 FFS.

Wise beyond your years, my friend.

 

[JamesBT]

Love ya Jela

 

[andy4efc]

Rumour has it he managed to cut his own birthday cake with just one touch.

 

[md49vd]

happy birthday fella, its my day tomorrow, but no one gives a crap about it.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Monster. I'm 27 FFS.

Christ. You look at least 43!

 

[somuchfun]

Monster. I'm 27 FFS.

Oh ffs I thought you were my age or even a couple of years older.

 

[Deco]

Hope Jelavic gets even better with age, the legend.

Happy birthday, Jela.

On a side note, where is Deco (the GOT user). It's Deco's (the player) birthday today, too.

Thank you, I didn't think anyone would remember!

 

[meagher94]

Is it true that he missed loads of opportunities against Villa? Didn't get to watch the match.

Made up he's got himself up and running for the season though, he's one Jela'va player.

*gets coat

 

[Roztitute]

Is it true that he missed loads of opportunities against Villa? Didn't get to watch the match.

Made up he's got himself up and running for the season though, he's one Jela'va player.

*gets coat

He missed put 2 headers over the bar that he could've done better with probs but oh well!

 

[Big Fat Sam]

He's absolutely brilliant.

No joke but I wouldn't even sell him for 25m.

When you see the likes of Steven Fletcher go for 14m you just have to laugh.

Kenwright has his critics, and I am one of the biggest out there, but to negotiate this deal for 5m tops was absolute genius.

 

[tonka1878]

Very much this. A truly boss slotter.

If we don't qualify for Europe this year, we'll lose him.

If there was ever a more apt description than "Boss Slotter" I'm yet to see it, the lad is pure class.
The only way he'll leave is if someone comes in with £30 million +, 10 goals in 15 games in this league is an unbelievable strike rate for a player that cost £5 mill.
Happy Birthday Niki.

 

[Abraders]

Happy Birthday Jelavic!

 

[moosed]

why do people keep saying happy birthday to him as if he's reading this thread ? one of the internet trends i will never understand