Nikica Jelavic

[Nails]

Oh My God.

Are people STILL beating the Bender drum???

Did people NOT see how utterly gash he was in the games where we played Sunderland?

I seriously worry about some peoples minds when they spout utter garbage like this.

Yes, but he has been scoring this season.... from the spot. Do we have any penalty takers? Maybe we should get a fourth-string penalty taker just in-case.

 

[Goat]

Darren Bent and Kevin Doyle is what you've got to offer is it lads. A strike partnership of dreams.

WHOA I never said Kevin Doyle, let the record state that.

 

[Brownie]

So we've got Kevin Doyle from Goat and Darren Bent from Neiler, phenomenal.

 

[Goat]

Yes, but he has been scoring this season.... from the spot. Do we have any penalty takers? Maybe we should get a fourth-string penalty taker just in-case.

The boy Baines can hit pens for fun and I reckon The Dutch Rock at the back, Johhny "no longer a snide" Heitinga could score Penos in his sleep. Not to mention the boss Croat slotter.

 

[Goat]

So we've got Kevin Doyle from Goat and Darren Bent from Neiler, phenomenal.

Lad take my name off Doyle FFS.

 

[Azzurri]

Kevin Doyle is uber ****e.

 

[chicoazul]

I'd have that lad that you know scores them goals.

 

[I_Dan_Talisman]

Honestly mate, Bender is awful, shocklingly awful.

Worst player in the league, not just worst striker, but at least them with injuries can be supportive off the field. Bendtner is woeful.

 

[bluejock]

Pogrebnyak.

He was horrific on Saturday like but he's been banging them in before that.

 

[Vic Flange]

Is Beardo still fit?

Beardsley in FFS.

 

[Elong]

Darren Bent would be a fantastic signing for us. He plays a bit like Jelavic in the fact that he's a finisher, not a creator. Dempsey would be alright.

 

[McBain]

brOWnz has this thread on a string.

 

[Nails]

The boy Baines can hit pens for fun and I reckon The Dutch Rock at the back, Johhny "no longer a snide" Heitinga could score Penos in his sleep. Not to mention the boss Croat slotter.

Hmm, but have the penalties scored been good enough? Yeah, they've all gone in... but maybe one won't and that's when Bendtner can step up for Everton (if we ever were lucky enough to have someone like his quality).

 

[GraemeS1980]

Bendtner!!!??? I am better than him get Jo in FFS

 

[The T-Dex]

Darren Fletcher in an advanced position?