Next season ...

[big bobs beard]

Will be a roller coaster I reckon, we will win some, lose some and draw some. Consequently this forum will go from fume, to we are the best in the world, should have kept so and so, why didn't we sell so and so, xxxxxxx signing is world class, xxxxxxxxx signing is a donkey, koeman in, koeman out, we will build ourselves up and let ourselves down, we will have fuzzy warm weekends, we will have cat kicking sleepless ones, build our hopes right up, and be brought crashing down to earth on a number of occassions, and probably lose both derbies.

Nothing will be the same.

 

[Sapie88]

With the added stress of Europa League, the loss of Lukaku and the declining form of wantaway playmaker Barkley I can see us really struggling. 16th if we're lucky.

The £75m fee we got for Lukaku went toward paying the debt off to Moshiri.

Star signings George Boyd and Chris Wood fail to live up to the hype that peopl manage to spin on here (see Bolasie thread for extended details) and only notch 7 goals between them.

Steve Walsh becomes supreme commander after Koeman is sacked by Kenwright just to prove that Moshiri isn't the only one who does the firing around here.

Bolasie returns in January, delivers one toe noggy of a cross that misses everyone in the box and injures himself during a disappointment dab.

Joel remains in goal and becomes the first keeper to score 5 in one game. Unfortunately 4 of these were own goals.

Bramley Moore dock becomes a distant memory as Joe Anderson implodes after eating some out of date macarons and the council cancel the guarantor set up.

Moshiri from his ivory tower in the liver buildings decides he's had enough after being undermined by Kenwright and fakes his own death after suspiciously taking out life insurance.

Just my thoughts anyway.

 

[chicoazul]

also @chicoazul i notice your from Bootle when lurking,
i'm also from Bootle we can sort this out with a nice brew if you want
lid then a breath taking once chance of a lifetime trip to the jollys,
just don't be putting ruthies in me drink and make me wake up behind the Lisbon.

No Lisbon, no deal michacho.

 

[Woolly Blue]

With the added stress of Europa League, the loss of Lukaku and the declining form of wantaway playmaker Barkley I can see us really struggling. 16th if we're lucky.

The £75m fee we got for Lukaku went toward paying the debt off to Moshiri.

Star signings George Boyd and Chris Wood fail to live up to the hype that peopl manage to spin on here (see Bolasie thread for extended details) and only notch 7 goals between them.

Steve Walsh becomes supreme commander after Koeman is sacked by Kenwright just to prove that Moshiri isn't the only one who does the firing around here.

Bolasie returns in January, delivers one toe noggy of a cross that misses everyone in the box and injures himself during a disappointment dab.

Joel remains in goal and becomes the first keeper to score 5 in one game. Unfortunately 4 of these were own goals.

Bramley Moore dock becomes a distant memory as Joe Anderson implodes after eating some out of date macarons and the council cancel the guarantor set up.

Moshiri from his ivory tower in the liver buildings decides he's had enough after being undermined by Kenwright and fakes his own death after suspiciously taking out life insurance.

Just my thoughts anyway.

I think you're taking your impersonation of @bluemangroup a little too seriously mate.

 

[Sapie88]

I think you're taking your impersonation of @bluemangroup a little too seriously mate.

God I miss that man.

The lack of sexual assault suggests otherwise though.

 

[ashwuk76]

Yet another poll without a cheese option! this place is going to the dogs... the dogs i tell ya!

 

[Connor]

 

[Durham Toffee]

With the added stress of Europa League, the loss of Lukaku and the declining form of wantaway playmaker Barkley I can see us really struggling. 16th if we're lucky.

The £75m fee we got for Lukaku went toward paying the debt off to Moshiri.

Star signings George Boyd and Chris Wood fail to live up to the hype that peopl manage to spin on here (see Bolasie thread for extended details) and only notch 7 goals between them.

Steve Walsh becomes supreme commander after Koeman is sacked by Kenwright just to prove that Moshiri isn't the only one who does the firing around here.

Bolasie returns in January, delivers one toe noggy of a cross that misses everyone in the box and injures himself during a disappointment dab.

Joel remains in goal and becomes the first keeper to score 5 in one game. Unfortunately 4 of these were own goals.

Bramley Moore dock becomes a distant memory as Joe Anderson implodes after eating some out of date macarons and the council cancel the guarantor set up.

Moshiri from his ivory tower in the liver buildings decides he's had enough after being undermined by Kenwright and fakes his own death after suspiciously taking out life insurance.

Just my thoughts anyway.

They're writing the movie as we speak...

 

[Ernie]

See us struggling massively with the loss of Barkley and Lukaku

 

[Durham Toffee]

Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.

The sooner we start aspiring to this, the better.

 

[Connor]

See us struggling massively with the loss of Barkley and Lukaku

Missed you, Ern

 

[dandydan]

No Rom no Ross and seamus won't be as effective.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Might lose Lukaku, pretty confident we'll keep Barkley. Yesterday's celebration doesn't suggest to me that we're looking at a player that wants away. Time for Moshiri and co to prove we really mean business and it's not only. Have a feeling they will deliver and we'll break into the top 5.

 

[Ernie]

Also remember Baines/Jags and Williams are near the end of there careers plus Coleman might never return to his old self

That our entire back four that needs to be replaced, Not possible in one transfer window

Then we have to find a striker who can score 20 goals + in the league, Good luck with that

 

[Armaghtoffee]

With the added stress of Europa League, the loss of Lukaku and the declining form of wantaway playmaker Barkley I can see us really struggling. 16th if we're lucky.

The £75m fee we got for Lukaku went toward paying the debt off to Moshiri.

Star signings George Boyd and Chris Wood fail to live up to the hype that peopl manage to spin on here (see Bolasie thread for extended details) and only notch 7 goals between them.

Steve Walsh becomes supreme commander after Koeman is sacked by Kenwright just to prove that Moshiri isn't the only one who does the firing around here.

Bolasie returns in January, delivers one toe noggy of a cross that misses everyone in the box and injures himself during a disappointment dab.

Joel remains in goal and becomes the first keeper to score 5 in one game. Unfortunately 4 of these were own goals.

Bramley Moore dock becomes a distant memory as Joe Anderson implodes after eating some out of date macarons and the council cancel the guarantor set up.

Moshiri from his ivory tower in the liver buildings decides he's had enough after being undermined by Kenwright and fakes his own death after suspiciously taking out life insurance.

Just my thoughts anyway.

I laughed out loud reading this. A good mate of mine is a Leeds fan. He jokingly told me yesterday to keep our hands off Chris Wood. I'm polite and said how good a player he was.

It's possible to be too nice at times and I accept that.