Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I went for "As mad as a lorry" because I liked the sound of it.
Hey lads, remember when I picked "As mad as a lorry in the poll thing? Haha, good times!"
"Haha, yeah lad I do, what did you do that for you mad head?"
"Haha, dunno lad, just mad aren't I?"
"Haha, you're mad you lad"
"Haha, I know lad"
"[Poor language removed] off lad"
"Ey lad no need for that lad"
"I'm only joking yer bell"
"Haha, classic".
Hey lads, remember when I picked "As mad as a lorry in the poll thing? Haha, good times!"
"Haha, yeah lad I do, what did you do that for you mad head?"
"Haha, dunno lad, just mad aren't I?"
"Haha, you're mad you lad"
"Haha, I know lad"
"[Poor language removed] off lad"
"Ey lad no need for that lad"
"I'm only joking yer bell"
"Haha, classic".