Newcastle v Everton. 28th Dec at 16.15.

[Chozz]

Too proud of something? Tit. A bit too confident in your approach? Tit. Reckoning that you're a bit tasty with your knuckles? Tit. New car? Tit. Travelfox trabs? Tit. You into wrestling above the age of 13? Tit. Laughing over something for one second too long? Tit. V necked t shirt and a tan? Tit. Doing shots in a pub on a Tuesday? Tit.

Nice one Chico. Couldn't have nailed 'Pardz' any better. Although my one reservation is the wrestling comment, I still wear my Kane mask and Ultimate Warrior tassled boots...

 

[WarringtonBlue]

I genuinely have no idea how this game is going to go. We're on a bad run. Theyre on a bad run. Something's got to give and I'm pretty certain it's our defence.

I just want Barkley and Lukaku to tear them apart like they did last season

And I bloody hate Alan Pardew

 

[Khalekan]

hope we get a point. will be important in our relegation battle.

What relegation battle?

We have been reliably informed my most the lids round these parts that we are far too good to get involved in any such shenanigans

 

[toffeejack]

COYB's.

this is not the worst everton team, no, but the most frustrating atm. just want to the league to finish now and for the europa to take up the next 8 months instead.

it's torterous watching this talented squad being ripped apart by injury after injury and then watching the fit players play like a pack of bellends. hoping howard and jagielka injuries are a blessing in disguise, because they should have both been dropped long before now

 

[bol-uk]

COYB's.

this is not the worst everton team, no, but the most frustrating atm. just want to the league to finish now and for the europa to take up the next 8 months instead.

it's torterous watching this talented squad being ripped apart by injury after injury and then watching the fit players play like a pack of bellends. hoping howard and jagielka injuries are a blessing in disguise, because they should have both been dropped long before now

What for for Robles and Alcaraz?

 

[KevMirallas]

Just have a crack FFS.

No fear, no hesitation. These are poor, treat them that way.

 

[Ring master]

It use to be in the past,that when the so called not as good 1st team players were played,that we somehow upped our game and won when not expected to,and have no chance,these days who knows,can see us getting a draw,even though things dont look to good fitness wise/morale wise and so on

 

[toffeejack]

What for for Robles and Alcaraz?

they can't be any worse is my view

 

[edge]

havnt a clue how it will go,both team dont look that confident at the moment ,think it will be 0-0 or the team that scores first wins it as both dont look to have it in them to mount a fightback

 

[royalblue66]

Who will be our captain today. ?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Who will be our captain today. ?

If memory serves Baines or THow have deputised in the rare times without Jags or Osman.

Nice preview Chico, summed it all up really.

For the record I knew we'd lose to Stoke but I feel like we'll beat Newcastle so there's a little positivity for you.

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Nice. Read. Enjoyed! 1-2 today. Ffs...

 

[TGW89]

Longest short preview ever.


Ta, @chicoazul


Im going to try hubris because feeling bad for ourselves is obviously not working.


13-1 to the blues.

Which bookies is that?

 

[Tubey]

I'd play Alcaraz as he's the only person who looks anything like a threat in the air from corners.

I'm struggling to care about todays game to be honest as the league is dead now; just want us to stay up. West Ham and Young Boys are the biggest games for us by some distance now.

 

[Stutheblue]

To be honest I fear the worst today. Think it will be tight but can see a 1-0 defeat coming up. There's a lack of confidence in the team at the moment and we need to scrape a result somehow. Newcastle aren't that good but I thought the same of Stoke and Hull and we all know what happened against those two!