New to Everton, what should I know?

[The binman chronicles]

 

[ilikecheese]

Were you searching for fetish porn and decided that 'gravy tits' might be interesting?

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

 

[PeregrineT]

I'm a newly-minted PL fan and have chosen Everton as my club. What should I know about...

1. The current team?
2. Everton history?
3. Club traditions (e.g. supporters' songs, chants, etc.)
4. Anything else?

Hah, what a time to pick this club. Where are you from, seeing as you are just now getting into the PL?

1. Its not always this bad. I mean its not usually good, but this is special bad. Which is why your choice is.....surprising. What other disapointing teams do you root for? Might help understand it.
2. Pretty much 1 of the 2-3 most storied clubs in the league, the main thing going for it is what it used to have going for it.
3. Disappointing people. Thats the main tradition.

 

[Philw]

 

[larbert toffee]

Run ... run as fast as you can ...

Hello is that Bucks fizz?

 

[SteveSC]

I'm a newly-minted PL fan and have chosen Everton as my club. What should I know about...

1. The current team?
2. Everton history?
3. Club traditions (e.g. supporters' songs, chants, etc.)
4. Anything else?

Quick google of your username it appears on Reddit you are a Stoke fan. So you gave up on them then?

Anyway welcome, you could start at the official website or even try the wiki page for the basics and the history.

 

[Prevenger17]

Quick google of your username it appears on Reddit you are a Stoke fan.

A simple but damning investigation. I can't see a way back from this

 

[ilikecheese]

Quick google of your username it appears on Reddit you are a Stoke fan. So you gave up on them then?

Anyway welcome, you could start at the official website or even try the wiki page for the basics and the history.

@Efcjake

 

[Prevenger17]

@Efcjake

Waiting for Jake to lay bare every wrong step this lad has made since he was 8, complete with charts and the addresses of his entire extended family. mjg13x is not long for the internet, that's for sure

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

Quick google of your username it appears on Reddit you are a Stoke fan. So you gave up on them then?

Anyway welcome, you could start at the official website or even try the wiki page for the basics and the history.

This thread just got interesting

 

[mawders]

What a mistake ...

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

This thread just got interesting

Oh no, well at least there is some effort, like no obvious email mistake this time?

 

[anton66]

I'm a newly-minted PL fan and have chosen Everton as my club. What should I know about...

1. The current team?
2. Everton history?
3. Club traditions (e.g. supporters' songs, chants, etc.)
4. Anything else?

Well, it was nice knowing you, me ducks.

 

[magicjuan]

He is broken.